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Nunzii

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Okay this morning at about 5:30 when my dad was getting ready for work, I was sound asleep and enjoying the hell out of it seeing as its my first offical day of summer vacation. He comes in there and stands about 3 feet from me and i just woke up and was still very very sleepy. Like 3 seconds afterwards he's blowing an air horn thing like right in front of my face and i about had a heart attack cause of the fucking thing. What would be that best way to get his ass back :p
 

ferengi

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I'm seeing... I'm seeing... a large can of flammable liquid.... and... and a match... and your father's groin...

Not quite sure what it all means, but I'll let you get creative with it. :thumbsup:
 

breakology

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wait till he is in the shower, preferably while he is rinsing shampoo out of his hair , then dump a phat fucking bucket of ice water on him.
 

Nunzii

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Couldn't i just flush the toliet?! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

Nunzii

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ferengi said:
I'm seeing... I'm seeing... a large can of flammable liquid.... and... and a match... and your father's groin...

Not quite sure what it all means, but I'll let you get creative with it. :thumbsup:
Im not seeing it lol help me out here :p
 

breakology

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Nunzio said:
Couldn't i just flush the toliet?! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
NO!!! say it with me ... ICE WATER ... that is of course, if you want to hear your pops scream like 7 year girl. Trust me, it will rawk! :thumbsup:
 
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You could do that or you could just do the same thing to him as he did to you. Just to give him the same felling you got. :thumbsup:
 

Nunzii

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You could do that or you could just do the same thing to him as he did to you. Just to give him the same felling you got. :thumbsup:
No he's 42 he will have a heart attack ha ha ha
 

Nunzii

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breakology said:
NO!!! say it with me ... ICE WATER ... that is of course, if you want to hear your pops scream like 7 year girl. Trust me, it will rawk! :thumbsup:
ICE WATER
 

breakology

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BullCrap said:
You could do that or you could just do the same thing to him as he did to you. Just to give him the same felling you got. :thumbsup:

ppfft .. lacks originality. It also breaks the cardinal rule of practical jokes. The retaliation ALWAYS has to one up the previous strike. :rolleyes:
 

Nunzii

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ppfft .. lacks originality. It also breaks the cardinal rule of practical jokes. The retaliation ALWAYS has to one up the previous strike. :rolleyes:
some people never learn :(
 

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Here's a simple one. This works if your dad, like many others, phears the electronics. Either reprogram all the remotes to not work, or just take out the batteries. Now he has to get up and Push the button! Oh noes!

:D
 

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Nunzio said:
Okay this morning at about 5:30 when my dad was getting ready for work, I was sound asleep and enjoying the hell out of it seeing as its my first offical day of summer vacation. He comes in there and stands about 3 feet from me and i just woke up and was still very very sleepy. Like 3 seconds afterwards he's blowing an air horn thing like right in front of my face and i about had a heart attack cause of the fucking thing. What would be that best way to get his ass back :p

PWNED!
 

UberSkippy

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Ok, two that I've used and work well in most situations:

1. While he's in the shower take a bottle of ketchup and squirt it over the curtain onto him. Ice water is certainly colder but ketchup has a whole lot more of a "What in the Fuck just happened?" factor to it. As an added bonus he's got to wash it off before he can chase you down so you get those extra few moments to bail.

2. I don't know if your folks are together or not. If not your golden. If they're together you will either need to let your mom in on it or just prank her with him. Put powdered sugar in his sheets. When he climbs in it feels pretty nice. Once he's asleep his body heat and moisture cause the powderd sugar to melt. He more or less will wake up in cotton candy. If he's really hairy he'll have to shower just to get the sheets off.
 

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1. Superglue his nostrils shut.
2. Nair in his shampoo.
3. Put a dead fish in his tail pipe.
 

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when hes driving for work....call the cops and say the car was stolen...give the plate # and the "direction" it was going...

Edit: hide the wallet....
 
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