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peanut butter sandwich + penis...

Noob

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sexy said:
Awaken said:
sexy said:
I cought my uncle fucking a peanut butter sandwich. :thumbsdn:
Your uncle pwned a peanutbutter sandwhich with his cock. :thumbsup:

You're kidding...right?
No. :(

I think it was trying to remember what it's like to fuck his ex-wife in the ass. He added the peanut butter to make it resemble poo and make it more realistic.
Hey, they don't call it gross misconduct for nothing.
 

Woodreaux

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That is disgustipating!!!! :sick: :sickpuke:
 
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Hey, they don't call it gross misconduct for nothing.

So um, was that in one of your private messages? Make sure you get permission before posting a private message, kthx.
 

Noob

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HavokChylde said:
So um, was that in one of your private messages? Make sure you get permission before posting a private message, kthx.
O ok hey havok can i plz have permission Kthxbi.
 
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sexy said:
O ok hey havok can i plz have permission Kthxbi.

You dufus, don't ask me for permission, ask the person the Private Message was from.

Don't test me today.

Kthxbicurious.
 

Noob

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bah I'm sure awaken doesn't care. but just in case I'll give him some rep. :thumbsup:
 
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Rofl, poor uncle; I'll bet he took viagra while he was doing it too. Send me disgusting evil sex stories, you have my permission.
 

DIZNUTS

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Magic Hobo said:
Rofl, poor uncle; I'll bet he took viagra while he was doing it too. Send me disgusting evil sex stories, you have my permission.
:rotflmao:
 

Noob

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Next thing you know, my aunt could be masturbating with little debbie peanut butter bars.
 

DIZNUTS

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sexy said:
Next thing you know, my aunt could be masturbating with little debbie peanut butter bars.
that doesn't make any sense....your aunt usually masturbates with black eggplants
 
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lol, Sexy, you have permission to post this. Considering I forwarded it to a ton of people...lol.

:thumbsup:


this is some sick shit...
 

Noob

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DIZNUTS said:
that doesn't make any sense....your aunt usually masturbates with black eggplants
Dude, shes probably so tight that the eggplants squeeze.
 

Descent

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OH GOD! That's so gross...

If you are able to gross me out, you can gross anyone out.

 

Noob

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Weren't you the one who fantasizes about humping aliens?
 

DIZNUTS

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sexy said:
Weren't you the one who fantasizes about humping aliens?
yup thats him...has fantasies humping aliens, azn chicks, awaken, cuddles, gehtfuct and you for some reason.....well actually i think i know why...you do look sexy.....not as sexy as Havok but sexy in your own little way :naughty:
 

Noob

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And now he likes my uncle.

:rotflmao: