WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

Headlines people piss me off

The_DEAL

FAILING @FAILING!
2,301
52
112
#1
There are certain types of people in this world that just piss me off to no end. The type of people who come up to you and ask you for advice, and then when you give them advice they don't take the advice. They just come back to you a week later and they're like “I can't believe how everything turned out so wrong”

You wanna no why everything turned out so wrong? Because you didn't take my advice and you're fucking stupid. That's what went wrong, you didn't listen to me. I know all.

The other type of person are those insignificant peons, who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship. You know what! It's pathetic, it's weak minded and you show no inner strength whatsoever. Get over the girlfriend, get over the boyfriend or whatever the fuck your yearning for and live fucking life.

People who stalk their ex-girlfriend particularly piss me off, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't you have better things to do with your life than be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts? Do something with your life, find a hobby. You know... geez... do you know how many video games are out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself. Get yourself out of society, nobody wants to deal with a stalker.

Other types of people that I hate; people who ruin your favorite diner, you know the type of person that you’re usually friends with until they go to the diner and start dating a waitress there and then have some kind of wierd rocky relationship and everytime you go to the diner here-after there’s that weird vibe in the air.
People like this, really need food poisoning, I am so sick of these fucking bastards ruining my favorite spots.

Another type of person I particularly hate are those fucking slime-balls with the slick black hair, that usually end up going to bars and shit like that on friday, saturday, sunday night, to see if they can pick up chicks. And all they do is walk around with these fucking stupid velvety shirts with their dumb-ass fat hairy chests exposed to the world, as if they were the sexiest thing on the face on the earth. You know what!, you're a middle aged loser, nobody wants to see your hairy chest. Either; throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose, please!. Nobody wants to hear this bullshit anymore, time for some revaluation of ones life.

I also dislike people who all they do is talk about their problems with their insignificant other... you know what I don't care about your fucking relationship problems, you can just shove them up your ass for all I care! Nobody wants to hear about how your girlfriend doesn't like you or how your boyfriend is ignoring you... Nobody cares! It only pertains to your own little world, which in the grand scheme of things is minute and pathetic and nobody ever really ever wants to hear it. Shut your mouth, choke on your food, and die!

You ever have a good friend and then you go out some place and they always have to bring their fucking girlfriend; and their girlfriend turns out to be somebody you just want to kill... I mean really kill, like jump up and down and kill. And then chop up their body into 15 different parts and flush various parts down the toilet and bury the others and others get thrown in the sewer.

You know the type of person whose parents should have had an abortion before they even walked the earth. You know that kind of crap, these type of fucking pieces of crap really just need to be killed with some piano wire around the throat. I can’t take it anymore.

I also can’t stand people who stay at home and listen to “every rose has it’s thorn” like it’s the world’s most depressing song.

1. The song sucks
2. You’re fucking pathetic for listening to it

Take the CD out crack it in half and then slit your wrist with the broken pieces. It’s over!, they’re done, you’re done, kill yourself.

And in closing, you know it’s shit like this that pisses me off it’s just these types of people that have no “inner soul” no nothing, they just revolve around their own pathetic little world with no consideration for what’s going on around them. They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off the face of this earth, they have no substance, they have no control over themselves... They should all die. :gun: :mad:
 

ron

Buster of Asses
963
0
0
#2
youknowthedeal said:
There are certain types of people in this world that just piss me off to no end. The type of people who come up to you and ask you for advice, and then when you give them advice they don't take the advice. They just come back to you a week later and they're like “I can't believe how everything turned out so wrong”

You wanna no why everything turned out so wrong? Because you didn't take my advice and you're fucking stupid. That's what went wrong, you didn't listen to me. I know all.
I get these dumbasses all the time. One of my cousins is like this. She should just tattoo a big "L" on her forehead and have done with it.

Of course, when I give advice to someone who is being stupid, their insignificant friend or sister or whatever often call me an asshole for being so hard on the person. Those people piss me off. If you're so sensitive, why aren't you fixing the problem, dumbass? Asshole? Maybe. Being hard on the person? Absolutely; life is hard. Get used to it. Don't ask my advice if you don't want it. Don't ask my opinion if you can't take it.

youknowthedeal said:
The other type of person are those insignificant peons, who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship. You know what! It's pathetic, it's weak minded and you show no inner strength whatsoever. Get over the girlfriend, get over the boyfriend or whatever the fuck your yearning for and live fucking life.
"I just don't know what I'm going to do if I don't find a boyfriend!" Yeah, those people suck.

youknowthedeal said:
People who stalk their ex-girlfriend particularly piss me off, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't you have better things to do with your life than be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts? Do something with your life, find a hobby. You know... geez... do you know how many video games are out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself. Get yourself out of society, nobody wants to deal with a stalker.
This happened to my wife before we were married. I have found that a stout beating followed by threats of further violence solves the issue. Of course, everyone's stalker is different. In our case, the dipshit left a 9mm bullet on my windshield. I suppose that was to scare me off. I took that bullet, added it to some others in my friend's Beretta, and shot is car full of holes. He got the picture. Threats only work if one is prepared to carry them out. Dumbass.

youknowthedeal said:
I also dislike people who all they do is talk about their problems with their insignificant other... you know what I don't care about your fucking relationship problems, you can just shove them up your ass for all I care! Nobody wants to hear about how your girlfriend doesn't like you or how your boyfriend is ignoring you... Nobody cares!
Dump her ass already, or shut the fuck up, but get over it!

youknowthedeal said:
You ever have a good friend and then you go out some place and they always have to bring their fucking girlfriend; and their girlfriend turns out to be somebody you just want to kill
I hate that. Sometimes the girlfriend tries to be "one of the guys." It just doesn't work. You'd think those fuckers were attached at the hip.

youknowthedeal said:
I also can’t stand people who stay at home and listen to “every rose has it’s thorn” like it’s the world’s most depressing song.
Damn, that song blows! Just hang yourself and get it over with...
 

twofivekidd9

Big Floppy Donkey Dong
405
0
0
#3
ya get over it

I'm not quite sure I completly understand evrything said here, but I am pretty sure you need to get over it. And yes people do suck ass when they think it is the end of the world when they dont have a boyfriend or girlfriend. :mfinger:
 

The_DEAL

FAILING @FAILING!
2,301
52
112
#4
twofivekidd9 said:
I'm not quite sure I completly understand evrything said here, but I am pretty sure you need to get over it. And yes people do suck ass when they think it is the end of the world when they dont have a boyfriend or girlfriend. :mfinger:
stfu noobie ur a waste of bandwith
 

Solanaceae

Config.Solanaceae
98
0
0
#5
youknowthedeal said:
There are certain types of people in this world that just piss me off to no end. The type of people who come up to you and ask you for advice, and then when you give them advice they don't take the advice. They just come back to you a week later and they're like “I can't believe how everything turned out so wrong”

You wanna no why everything turned out so wrong? Because you didn't take my advice and you're fucking stupid. That's what went wrong, you didn't listen to me. I know all.
You know the people I hate? The ones that think they know everything.

youknowthedeal said:
The other type of person are those insignificant peons, who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship. You know what! It's pathetic, it's weak minded and you show no inner strength whatsoever. Get over the girlfriend, get over the boyfriend or whatever the fuck your yearning for and live fucking life.
Some people feel secure by being in a relationship man, live and let live you fucking asswipe.

youknowthedeal said:
People who stalk their ex-girlfriend particularly piss me off, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't you have better things to do with your life than be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts? Do something with your life, find a hobby. You know... geez... do you know how many video games are out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself. Get yourself out of society, nobody wants to deal with a stalker.
You know, those people who do that are obviously either in love, or extremely insecure, feel sorry for them... no-one deserves to have someone tell them to commit suicide.


youknowthedeal said:
You know the type of person whose parents should have had an abortion before they even walked the earth. You know that kind of crap, these type of fucking pieces of crap really just need to be killed with some piano wire around the throat. I can’t take it anymore.
Dude, dont associate with these people if they piss u off.

youknowthedeal said:
I also can’t stand people who stay at home and listen to “every rose has it’s thorn” like it’s the world’s most depressing song.

1. The song sucks
2. You’re fucking pathetic for listening to it

Take the CD out crack it in half and then slit your wrist with the broken pieces. It’s over!, they’re done, you’re done, kill yourself.
Dude, dont tell people what to listen to. I dont listen to the popular music, i listen to jazz. But i am not going to change just because you think rap is great, and jazz sucks.

youknowthedeal said:
And in closing, you know it’s shit like this that pisses me off it’s just these types of people that have no “inner soul” no nothing, they just revolve around their own pathetic little world with no consideration for what’s going on around them. They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off the face of this earth, they have no substance, they have no control over themselves... They should all die. :gun: :mad:
Now... that is a stupid thing to say, peple may live differently to you, but it doesn't mean that they are less worthy of life. You fucking stupid asswipe. Got to fucking hell. Have your own life and live it, next you will be critisising Da vinci's submarine plans. Get a fucking life, dont critisise others'. :gun: :mad: :sword:
 
4
0
0
#6
Know what kind of person I hate? The kind of person who neds so much attention that they start a pathetic whining thread like this one and say all the things they are too much of a pussy to say to the actual people. Go cry to your mommy, you little girl. Girls don't like you because most of them aren't lesbians.
 

twofivekidd9

Big Floppy Donkey Dong
405
0
0
#7
let it go

If I was to say your different, go to hell you waste of life, what does that make me. You need to let people live life there way and you need to stay out of there business.
 

The_DEAL

FAILING @FAILING!
2,301
52
112
#8
Dude, dont tell people what to listen to. I dont listen to the popular music, i listen to jazz. But i am not going to change just because you think rap is great, and jazz sucks.
you dont know shit rap is crap
im a country boy
 

The_DEAL

FAILING @FAILING!
2,301
52
112
#9
Dorian's Gay said:
Know what kind of person I hate? The kind of person who neds so much attention that they start a pathetic whining thread like this one and say all the things they are too much of a pussy to say to the actual people. Go cry to your mommy, you little girl. Girls don't like you because most of them aren't lesbians.
i hate you
 

yowatupdogg

Banned - What an Asshat!
284
0
0
#10
i agree rap sucks

but country isn't much better

but i do like hank williams senior he kicks ass

but besides that country sucks
 

_Kitana_

Angel of Death
4,674
16
0
#11
Dorian Gray said:
Know what kind of person I hate? The kind of person who neds so much attention that they start a pathetic whining thread like this one and say all the things they are too much of a pussy to say to the actual people. Go cry to your mommy, you little girl. Girls don't like you because most of them aren't lesbians.
Take it you have had some chicks reject you... no we just pretend to be lesbians so we don't have to put up with dipshits like you. Wow... I must say you smell to be the biggest pussy of them all, sometimes it the guys that act the tuffest that are normaly the biggest pieces of shit.

So take your pathetic ass... and drop dead.
 

Solanaceae

Config.Solanaceae
98
0
0
#12
youknowthedeal said:
you dont know shit rap is crap
im a country boy
Dude, most of the mofos in the world like rap. I never said you did. It was a hypothetical dumbass. I just took a popular genre and referred to it.

And Kit, it says "Aren't Lesbians"; read carefully to avoid a mistake.
 

zigz

mediocre man
80
0
0
#13
youknowthedeal said:
1. The song sucks
2. You’re fucking pathetic for listening to it

Take the CD out crack it in half and then slit your wrist with the broken pieces. It’s over!, they’re done, you’re done, kill yourself.
rofl, that rocks.

well, i dont come under any of those, so we might get on. not that youd want to though, eh?

i fucking hate people that look you up and down, and think all kinds of shit before they speak to you. and, in most cases, dont speak to you because of their initial impression.
i wouldnt give a fuck what they thought, except for the fact im just like that, im sensitive. i know i know, no need to get the violin out, its just who i am.
 

Solanaceae

Config.Solanaceae
98
0
0
#14
The proper term for these people is homo sapiens. It is the way we define ourselves.
We choose.
I like to say, if you don't have a first impression then how can you have a second one?
I don't go over people with a microscope ffs but i don't just rock up and act like you know them.
 

zigz

mediocre man
80
0
0
#15
Solanaceae said:
The proper term for these people is homo sapiens. It is the way we define ourselves.
We choose.
I like to say, if you don't have a first impression then how can you have a second one?
I don't go over people with a microscope ffs but i don't just rock up and act like you know them.
thats why i generally hate the human race. we are parasitic.
 

The_DEAL

FAILING @FAILING!
2,301
52
112
#16
Dorian Gray said:
Know what kind of person I hate? The kind of person who neds so much attention that they start a pathetic whining thread like this one and say all the things they are too much of a pussy to say to the actual people. Go cry to your mommy, you little girl. Girls don't like you because most of them aren't lesbians.
wtf would you know you fuckin 12yr old waste of net space
 

ron

Buster of Asses
963
0
0
#17
twofivekidd9 said:
I'm not quite sure I completly understand evrything said here, but I am pretty sure you need to get over it. And yes people do suck ass when they think it is the end of the world when they dont have a boyfriend or girlfriend. :mfinger:
Where are these little fuckers crawling in from?
 

The_DEAL

FAILING @FAILING!
2,301
52
112
#18
ron said:
Where are these little fuckers crawling in from?
the sewer, i think they all came from the shitter at schoolHey look teacher im on your porno site and mailing it to every on in your addressbook