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OK so...I am on AOL and Yahoo Messenger a lot during the day while my husbands at work and i'm bored, chatting in general and surfing the web.
I get nothing but questions like "if you are happily married why are you on the internet" "if you are happily married why do you have pics on your website" WTF? I didn't know the marriage certificate stated you could no longer have any sort of activities that didn't involve your husband/wife and required you to be stuck up their ass 24/7. That you should wear a towel over your head in public, because god forbid anyone but your husband or wife see your face!!!!!!! I mean i've been on the internet for almost 10 years. I've been with my husband for 6. We're both computer people...i'm not gonna stop getting on the computer just because we got married. It's not like i'm on here trying to find someone to fuck on the side.
Which brings me to my next rant.
There are the men and sometimes women, who don't get the hint. I have it plastered all over all my profiles in big fonts saying "HAPPILY MARRIED" and people still insist on hitting on me and asking for nudes, etc. Most claim they never even saw I was married. Then when that doesn't work they try either 1. To tell me they are better looking or better in bed than my husband is and I should leave him right now for them or i'm missing out... Or 2. I'm a fat ugly slut and they didn't really want me anyhow, that they never imed me saying i was a hottie and they wanted to bang the shit out of me. I mean these people need to grow the fuck up!!!!!!! Get a real life! What is WRONG with you!!!!!!
There are also the great amounts of people who will insult your looks, but they always fail to have one available for viewing and give some excuse about scanners being broke or someone borrowed their digital camera. I mean come on at least I have the guts to put my pics up for the public to see! I got a husband with my looks so apparently I'm not too shabby!!!!!!
SO...I feel a little better now......
There I am! I'm extremely disfigured from a horrible burn injury, from a fire that burnt down my whole little village! I was the only surviving peasant! Poor me! No one wants to have sex with me...my husband uses a fake vagina instead of me! He got tired of rolling me in flour to find the wet spot! Paleeeeeeze! You are just as bad as the people I was posting about. I was wanting halfass decent replies from people who agree or have similar problems., not one line insults.
Oh, well hush my mouth, Little-Miss-Look-at-Me logs into a rant forum telling everyone she is married and not to hit on her. WTF, do you carry a sign down the street telling everyone not to hit on you, you're married, or is it on your custom made lapel pin? Maybe your screen name should be "Im-Married-I'm-Taken-Don't-be-Mistakin'" Gimme a fuckin' break. No wonder hubby uses a fake vagina, inserted in your mouth, because I sure as fuck wouldn't stick my cock in any orafice on your fat ass skank body, besides, you're married. Woe be it for me to hit on a married women covered in flour.
You wanted? You wanted a half ass decent reply? How's it feel to want, bitch? Oh, you already know, you married a pussy pacifist who spends the majority of his time searching for the wet spot, you must get fucked in the eye's a lot, you whiney ass sniffling ho.So take your disfigured raggedy cunt ass back to your burnt down village, and hold up your "I'm married sign", maybe you'll find somebody there who gives a fuck.
From her profile: "Trashy, Stupid, Inbred people who have a high opinion of themself and can't be reasoned with. " High opinion of themself.
I didn't see any of her pictures, but hey, I can look up 'stupid bitch' in the dictionary and see one whenever I want.
Broken, much like your avatar, you don't have a lot of balls.