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I think God wants me to kill myself. Today after I came home from my therapist (I suffer from depression), while I am trying to cheer myself up to avoid killing myself, I notice I have a message on my cell phone from one of my ex-girlfriends that I still like and am trying to hook back up with. I think "O, maybe it is a nice message, and hearing her voice will cheer me up..."
WRONG.
I listen to it and the voice (that sounds like her) simply says "You suck -----(my real name), kill yourself." If that ain't a bitch. It turns out it wasn't actually her, it was one of her bitchy friends that I hate. Still... I'm already fucking down. The last thing I need is someone kicking me. I don't know why I even bother any more. It's hard enough to live without my answering machine telling me to kill myself.
 

bigck3000

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I realize that depression is a chemical imbalance but are you really gonna let some pre-teen girl be the reason you kill yourself....i'm sure you hold yourself in a little higher regard than that....other than that I'd say you call your mom or a help hotline or something because suicide is a stupid concept and most people find out too late.
 
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Ok the next person that calls me a fucking preteen just because I am depressed and have issues with girls is getting dropkicked in the throat. As for the rest, I already said I have a therapist.
 
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Prank call the bitch.

Over.

And.

Over.

Then piss off a resturant owner and give them her number.
 
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TFC_Pyro said:
Prank call the bitch.

Over.

And.

Over.

Then piss off a resturant owner and give them her number.
I don't have the bitch's number. She used the other girl's cell phone. If I had some info, I have plenty of evil shit I could do. As it stands I don't know anything about her except she's an evil bitch that deserves to die. This is not our first confrontation.
 

Icarus

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Don't stress, man. She's a hater. Just remember that she doesn't know you, she's mean because she's ignorant. If she knew you well, I'm sure she'd not say that.
 

polaris_nine

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okay so one of her friends called you, keyword-FRIENDS, that means her friend is taking matters into her own hands.

bring 'er down.
 
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polaris_nine said:
okay so one of her friends called you, keyword-FRIENDS, that means her friend is taking matters into her own hands.

bring 'er down.
What exactly do you mean by taking matters into her own hands? I would love to bring that bitch down... unfortunately i cannot harm a female... not even a piece of shit like her.
 

Olethros

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reaperofsorrow said:
What exactly do you mean by taking matters into her own hands? I would love to bring that bitch down... unfortunately i cannot harm a female... not even a piece of shit like her.


that's stupid. why should you let tits get in the way? hell if it's a personal thing, hire someone else to hurt the bitch.if you really want something fun, pop onto ebay and get yourself some syrup of ipecac, and drip it in anything sweet and offer it to her. it'll make her hork up anything she ate that day.
 
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Olethros said:
that's stupid. why should you let tits get in the way? hell if it's a personal thing, hire someone else to hurt the bitch.if you really want something fun, pop onto ebay and get yourself some syrup of ipecac, and drip it in anything sweet and offer it to her. it'll make her hork up anything she ate that day.
I can't hire a guy to do it because I would have to kill him afterward for hurting her... sad as that sounds. The only girl I know that has access to her is my ex-girlfriend who is her friend in the first place. I've only met the bitch once and talked to her three times so I don't know where she lives. I don't even have her phone number because she's used my ex's phone both the other times I've talked to her.
 

Olethros

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reaperofsorrow said:
I can't hire a guy to do it because I would have to kill him afterward for hurting her... sad as that sounds. The only girl I know that has access to her is my ex-girlfriend who is her friend in the first place. I've only met the bitch once and talked to her three times so I don't know where she lives. I don't even have her phone number because she's used my ex's phone both the other times I've talked to her.
ok, alternative, hire a girl to beat the shit out of her. girls hitting girls is ok. and you really don't have to have any contact with the person to use a happy fun poison, just people who know people.find someone who still hangs out with your ex and her friend, and pay them to slip her something.
 
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Olethros said:
ok, alternative, hire a girl to beat the shit out of her. girls hitting girls is ok. and you really don't have to have any contact with the person to use a happy fun poison, just people who know people.find someone who still hangs out with your ex and her friend, and pay them to slip her something.
I hate all my ex's friends. At least all the ones that would be around the bitch. The few mutual friends we have don't ever see her. I don't really have anything to do with this whore. I don't know why she has a vendetta against me.
 

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reaperofsorrow said:
Ok the next person that calls me a fucking preteen just because I am depressed and have issues with girls is getting dropkicked in the throat. As for the rest, I already said I have a therapist.
He called the girl a preteen, not you.

Anyway, since you refuse to harm her yourself, and don't really appear to want to hire someone to do it for you, simply ignore her. You all don't like each other anyway; why should you let what she thinks of you bother you?
 
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Sektor said:
He called the girl a preteen, not you.

Anyway, since you refuse to harm her yourself, and don't really appear to want to hire someone to do it for you, simply ignore her. You all don't like each other anyway; why should you let what she thinks of you bother you?
She is a friend of someone i went out with. That generally means she is close to the same age as her, and consequently close to the same age as me. That's not the first time some dumbass has called me that either.

I don't care what she thinks of me. I just thought that it was extremely cruel to leave me a message telling me to kill myself when she knows I'm depressed. It really doesn't bother me now. The only time it really bothered me was when I thought it was my ex who said it.
 

polaris_nine

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reaperofsorrow said:
What exactly do you mean by taking matters into her own hands? I would love to bring that bitch down... unfortunately i cannot harm a female... not even a piece of shit like her.

what i mean is, she might not have wanted her friend to do it, but her friend did it anyway, (taking it into her own hands) (for the good of her friend maybe?)

that is a powerful weapon girls have, just pop the bitch :D
 
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polaris_nine said:
what i mean is, she might not have wanted her friend to do it, but her friend did it anyway, (taking it into her own hands) (for the good of her friend maybe?)

that is a powerful weapon girls have, just pop the bitch :D
I see. I don't know if she is completely innocent or not. She's not always a nice person. I like to think she's innocent but then again I am a bit partial simply because I like her. Either way my whole day was fucked. I wish I could hit her... (damn this stupid chivalry stuff)
 

Olethros

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polaris_nine said:
what i mean is, she might not have wanted her friend to do it, but her friend did it anyway, (taking it into her own hands) (for the good of her friend maybe?)

that is a powerful weapon girls have, just pop the bitch :D
hooray for hurting stupid people fr the stupid spiteful things they do!
 

Olethros

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reaperofsorrow said:
I like you people.
good, that probably means you aren't stupid.


or that we all are. you know. whichever.