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Pickup Lines That May Get You Killed

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
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C/P Funny?

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a
feedbag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your
face.
6. My love for you is like diarrhea-I just can't hold it in.
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was
Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
10. You remind me of a championship bass-I don't know whether to
mount you or eat you!
11. Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
12. Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open
and I'll put my head in.
:fskull:
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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you are bad T, bad, bad, bad....but funny as fucking hell. How many of these did you try before you got slapped?
 
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Best Pickup Line Ever:

You know, I once heard of two people who met and didn't fall in love. They both died in horrible accidents the next day..... makes you think.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
you are bad T, bad, bad, bad....but funny as fucking hell. How many of these did you try before you got slapped?
probably 1
 

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
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dustinzgirl said:
you are bad T, bad, bad, bad....but funny as fucking hell. How many of these did you try before you got slapped?
My fav is the squirrel line.....Even I know better than to use these.....
But I like it bad, And hot for that matter..
 
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RedOctober

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I remembered this one, my father in law told me, he used before he got the sack by a former girl friend...

"Your eyes are like the sea, not so blue, but just as watery..."

I don't know if watery is a correct English word..

It means red eyes blurred with salty water. :rolleyes:
 

otepsoul

Bringer of Bees
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best line---- hey are you going to walk to your car by your self later. aight ill be watching you all night/
 

Fugly

Tenderony
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I like your ass may I wear it as a hat?
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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RedOctober said:
I remembered this one, my father in law told me, he used before he got the sack by a former girl friend...

"Your eyes are like the sea, not so blue, but just as watery..."

I don't know if watery is a correct English word..

It means red eyes blurred with salty water. :rolleyes:
You are correct sir
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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I got the ultimate

Hey baby, If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?


2 feet. of my cock in your ass.
 
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RedOctober

Guest
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Another one...

"Where are those nice legs going, if nothing comes in between?"

In Dutch...

"Waar gaan die mooie benen naar toe, als er niks tussen komt?"
 

BRiT

CRaZY
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#12
This one probably has good chance of getting you killed... unless she's a Korn fan.

"I don't know your fucking name, so what, lets fuck."
 
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let's do some math. me plus you, subtract clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
 

tzedek

Original Member
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what ever happened to "what are you doing this weekend?" :confused:
 
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last i checked that never got anyone killed, as per the thread title. but it is the nineties. wait, not it isn't. what the hell is it?