WTF ... IS WTF!?
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Please don't hurt me

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Just kidding :cool: I have KY on hand.

Just a couple curious questions.

1. What made you all so fucked up? I mean it's clear y'all are some sickos, but what made you that way?
2. Have most of you been here for many years? Seems like a group of OGs poking fun at each other. Could use a few young guns to put you senile mother fuckers in check. :fpan:
3. Do you do many events on or off site? I feel like this curious group of degenerates could wreak some havoc. :mob:
4. Is that Banana guy chained up next to the server with a constant tequila IV drip? What a legend. :clap:

For real though... he's not in the general public right??

To avoid the flames:
I found this site on a top 50 forum list, and the name attracted me. I stayed because of the theme and feedback/rating system. I don't like forums unless you can tell the difference between the OGs and the random shit posters. Somehow you all fit into both categories though... :rofl::dance::jerk:
:munchies:I would share more about myself, but I feel like you guys could start a fire with wet cardboard.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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but I feel like you guys could start a fire with wet cardboard.
Nah, the most that'd happen is that one of us will take off running around in our underpants and take the wet cardboard and smack someone else on the ass then laugh at the sound. Then a couple of different things happen.

1. Someone is mad at you for running

2. Someone compliments your underwear.

3. Someone is offended by your underwear.

4. Someone gets mad at you for waking them up from a nap.

5. Someone gets mad at you for not spanking them instead.

6. One person will join in, like two years after you do it, then get sad when nobody remembers or cares.

7. Everyone goes back to bumping into the walls and drooling on the keyboard.

8. Cat turds.

9. Taters.
 

Jane Deere

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I kinda like him, too.

Welcome. Stay out of the garage. It's mine.
 

ThisIsBananas

Tough guy!
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4. Is that Banana guy chained up next to the server with a constant tequila IV drip? What a legend. :clap:
For real though... he's not in the general public right??
I'm walking around while on a bunch of random medications. Sometimes I chain myself up for fun.
 

gehtfuct

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1. Good Sir, I have been WTFuct up since the 28th day of May ought 4. No further information is available about 28th day of May ought 4.

2. See above

3. BRiT and Jason hold annual masturbating marathons. ib4 wins every year so don't bother.

C. WTF is this sheeeeit! All these questions?

7. We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and butt hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and butt hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and butt hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and butt hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and butt hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and butt hurt you