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Please, God, Vishnu, Shiva, Buddha, whoever, save me from the smell of rotting worms.

Descent

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You know when you walk outside after hours of rain and you get that dead fish smell?

Try living on Long Island.

We must have got four hours worth of rain here today. But that's not the problem...

You see, I used to live in this shithole called Indiana. We had these cool worms there called Nightcrawlers! They have sharp hairs on them that allowed them to dig, and they didn't smell like shit and writhe around when you touch them, or when they are in distress. Oh, and worse, they don't break their bodies on purpose when you kick them, pick them up, etc., and then the smell multiplies. It's kind of like a minefield.

Long Island earthworms are THE FUCKING DEVIL when they rot...Have you ever played Half-Life? You would swear Gordon Freeman himself would be battling these bastards...

THEY SMELL LIKE FUCKING ARMPIT MUSK AND ROTTING FISH! TWO SHITTY SMELLS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! YEAH! GO SANDY HABITAT!

I better not smell those evil shitheads tomorrow.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Thats the city for you, here we only smell cow, chicken, turkey, hog, and horse poopie after a rain.
 

Descent

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bnccoder

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Sell the worms make money. Sheep are bad too especially when wet.
 

Captain 151

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I can't believe you left out Allah in your prayers.

In my opinion, worms are worms. Ive never seen really big worms, although the other day i caught one longer than a foot, which was wild for me. Them LI worms are timid. Take a lighter to em. What else can ya do?
 

bnccoder

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Check the local garden store and see if they have anything to kill them or keep them away.
 

Descent

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TBSRK said:
I can't believe you left out Allah in your prayers.

In my opinion, worms are worms. Ive never seen really big worms, although the other day i caught one longer than a foot, which was wild for me. Them LI worms are timid. Take a lighter to em. What else can ya do?
I assume you know that Jehova, God, and Allah are the same god?

Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all worship the same god.

BNCCoder said:
Check the local garden store and see if they have anything to kill them or keep them away.
That would be non-existant...Worms are a gardeners best friend. They filter and airate the soil...
 

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Descent said:
I assume you know that Jehova, God, and Allah are the same god?

Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all worship the same god.
QUOTE]

not that this topic really deals with that issue, but thats not necessarily true... christianity is the worship of a trinity God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit), Judaism is the same as Christianity but they believe Messiah is yet to come, and Islam worships the one entity Allah, who has no "offspring"
also, the principles of the religions, which are all claimed to have come from God and/or a prophet/prophets, are different (such as the Muslim "five points" for example)

but yea anyway... i suggest a flamethrower :thumbsup:
 

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Ever watch The Simpsons?

There's that one episode where at the end they're trying to decide where their next vacation is gonna be, and Homer was all like "Arizona smells funny." I used to think that was a joke, but since I moved here, I found out he was serious.

I'll take rotting worms over fat people during summer any day.
 

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Nailbomb said:
Ever watch The Simpsons?

There's that one episode where at the end they're trying to decide where their next vacation is gonna be, and Homer was all like "Arizona smells funny." I used to think that was a joke, but since I moved here, I found out he was serious.

I'll take rotting worms over fat people during summer any day.
fat naked people on a hot summer day?
 

Descent

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Who's the asshole who deleted my barfing picture?

It's going back in under protest, no rules broken there.
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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Right at the beginning of spring, all of the trees around town begin to bloom.

One species of tree is especially stinky. Smells like rotten vagina.

I'll trade your worms for our trees. :thumbsup:
 

Descent

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Right at the beginning of spring, all of the trees around town begin to bloom.

One species of tree is especially stinky. Smells like rotten vagina.

I'll trade your worms for our trees.
Is it a Ginko tree? The ones with the shitty orange berries and the dickfan leaves?
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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Descent said:
Is it a Ginko tree? The ones with the shitty orange berries and the dickfan leaves?
I have no idea what kind of tree it is. Sorry. :(

You'll just have to be surprised when it arrives at your doorstep. :)