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_Kitana_

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HI guys, I just want to share some much needed info that I think some of you guys need to know.



Most chicks, could give a rats ass about how big your dick is. In fact, I think you guys are the ONLY ones WHO really GIVE a SHIT.

This goes along with the I.Q. thing, if you have to brag and you HAVE to tell everyone. Then its must not be that great, cause if you do have a big dick and are good in bed...... other chicks will find out on their own. So SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY.

This comes after reading about 30 post with people posting about the SIZE of their dick. I am sure wtf.com will live with out knowing that. I am sure the rest of the world can go with out knowing the size of it. I am sure that unlike the I.Q. Thread.... YOu people will be smart enough to realize. Why am I posting my dick size? Why did I take time to mesure it? Why do I think a chick REALLY gives a SHIT?

Truth is we never have, we never will and all girls say the same thing. "OMG your cock is so big." Like what are we suppose to tell you. "OMG, your a dickless wonder....thats the smallest thing i ever seen, but i still love you and want to have sex with ya. Don't worry I am good at faking."

Truth is, if you can work it. It matters little.(hehe) So SHUT UP ABOUT IT BEFORE I :sword: cut it the fuck off. :).
 

gehtfuct

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LOL,,,amen. unfortunatly most of them, but not all, have a long way to go be for they can hope to relate.instead of runnin around with a dick in their hands, wondering what women want-they might wait till one picks them. THEN try to figue out what SHE wants..........I think.
 

kirvett

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Yeah Kit that was a great post.......I really enjoy reading your posts.
 

anti-movielife

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my dick is sooooooooooo BIG.....

.....it has its own zip code


...bazzzzing! :D
 

Broken

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_Kitana_ said:
HI guys, I just want to share some much needed info that I think some of you guys need to know.



Most chicks, could give a rats ass about how big your dick is. In fact, I think you guys are the ONLY ones WHO really GIVE a SHIT.

This goes along with the I.Q. thing, if you have to brag and you HAVE to tell everyone. Then its must not be that great, cause if you do have a big dick and are good in bed...... other chicks will find out on their own. So SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY.

This comes after reading about 30 post with people posting about the SIZE of their dick. I am sure wtf.com will live with out knowing that. I am sure the rest of the world can go with out knowing the size of it. I am sure that unlike the I.Q. Thread.... YOu people will be smart enough to realize. Why am I posting my dick size? Why did I take time to mesure it? Why do I think a chick REALLY gives a SHIT?

Truth is we never have, we never will and all girls say the same thing. "OMG your cock is so big." Like what are we suppose to tell you. "OMG, your a dickless wonder....thats the smallest thing i ever seen, but i still love you and want to have sex with ya. Don't worry I am good at faking."

Truth is, if you can work it. It matters little.(hehe) So SHUT UP ABOUT IT BEFORE I :sword: cut it the fuck off. :).

Edited for your protection~
 
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ouch...

this reminds of a painting I saw in the national art gallery of Canada, there was a cut off bleeding dick held in some persons hand and there were many stomping feet at the bottom of the picture.... scared the crap out of me... it was all I could do to stifle a scream... (yes, it was painted by a women)
 
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get it together said:
this reminds of a painting I saw in the national art gallery of Canada, there was a cut off bleeding dick held in some persons hand and there were many stomping feet at the bottom of the picture.... scared the crap out of me... it was all I could do to stifle a scream... (yes, it was painted by a women)
sucks to be whoever pissed her off...
 

Chris

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so true...hehe...back to the actual topic...WHO THE HELL MESURES THEIR DICK?? I'm satisfied with mine, and I do not need to know the legnth...
 

_Kitana_

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:)

Some days ur the biggest ass on this board broken lol
 

Broken

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Hell; I thought I was everyday. Great Now I am fucking depressed. Not to menation I haven't even been posting.
 

_Kitana_

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Broken said:
Hell; I thought I was everyday. Great Now I am fucking depressed. Not to menation I haven't even been posting.
I know....... We missed you on the board.......

Would it help if I told you was a big fucking ass
 

Broken

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Helps, but 1313 is coming!! Lmao~
 

magnolia

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Chris said:
so true...hehe...back to the actual topic...WHO THE HELL MESURES THEIR DICK?? I'm satisfied with mine, and I do not need to know the legnth...
I know someone on here who mesures it and tells all the girls. lol. But don't worry, I won't tell your little secret. Mr. I have 3 girls shacked up. LMAO!
 

_Kitana_

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magnolia said:
I know someone on here who mesures it and tells all the girls. lol. But don't worry, I won't tell your little secret. Mr. I have 3 girls shacked up. LMAO!
I know who your talking about too lol. Its pretty obvious.