Notice Please welcome our newest power abuser, ib4!

[Jason]

In an effort to decrease our BMI, we have elected to accept ib4's abs to our team.

Said abs will be assisting us in News & Debates, Entertainment Ave, Brain Droppings, and wherever the hell else his hunkiness desires.

Also, he's almost made it through married life for almost a year. That's got to count for something.

Of course if his wife wants the job instead, she just has to contact us (and send along an intimate item or two)... We're just being truthful!

Welcome!

 

[ib4]

If anyone has received pictures of me and abs...those are actually @BudVugger abs. I'm not ashamed.

The Wife may consider Jason's deal. There was mention of Fist needing to be involved though. Just being truthful :]

I'm only here to see that phrasing is handled appropriately. I have been told there are other responsibilities though.

 

[Jason]

Either there's hope for this one, or he'll be as useless as the "g" in lasagna..

Only time will tell...

 

[Scooter]

I hate him, already. Fuckin' MODS.

 

[BudVugger]

It smells like moldy sausage in here.

 

[Jane Deere]

Hey, fuck face! Welcome to the team!

 

[Out2Lunch]

Well shit.

Edit: Already flaunting his rating privileges. Man there's no way I'm going to allow @Danni to sugarbeetus me with premiumness while this nub job is staff.




I really don't give a shit. Happy staff infection WTF.

 

[Swah]

Either there's hope for this one, or he'll be as useless as the "g" in lasagna...

Lasagna without the "g" would sound pretty weird, imo. Just being truthful here.

Also, that would make a great first lunch if @ib4 made lasagna (not lasana, of course).

Ooh! And welcome to the club!

 

[CoprophagousCop]

Finally the long awaited replacement for S3V3N and Crazy Toaster. I hope you don't get scared and disappear like them.

 

[MaxPower]

At least I was inb4 ib4. Also I get into work early so I can take the first dump in the freshly cleaned toilet and have the blue water splash on my ass. You can blame me for the warm toilet seat.

 

[Jose Nadala MD]

Congrats ISYF.

 

[RebelBuddha]

Fuck the Police!

 

[Stardust]

All hail our new overlord

 

[MaxPower]

All hail our new overlord

That reminds me of Kent Brockman.

 

[Jose Nadala MD]

Foreigners are obsessed with the Simpsons.

 

[ib4]

Foreigners are obsessed with the Simpsons.

Go off topic in my glorious welcome thread 'one mo' gain' !!!!!

 

[MaxPower]

Foreigners are obsessed with the Simpsons.

I'm not a foreigner. I just bugged out pre-SHTF.

 

[Danni]

Seems i missed the ceremony.

Dont make them work out too hard.