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Pms????

bigck3000

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alright, what is it about "that time of the month", are you unconfortable, chemically imbalanced, potassium deficient? what the fuck is it and why cant you get ahold of your fucking selves. please let me know as i will have to deal with it at couple more times. and if it "depends" please elaborate
 

TwisT

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bigck3000 said:
alright, what is it about "that time of the month", are you unconfortable, chemically imbalanced, potassium deficient? what the fuck is it and why cant you get ahold of your fucking selves. please let me know as i will have to deal with it at couple more times. and if it "depends" please elaborate
Don't ask! You don't want to know.
 

Maximvs

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Understanding that, is like understanding themeaning of life, witch can not be done.
 
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There's no mystery. I'll tell you exactly what it is. Our backs hurt, we have cramps, and bloating, and headaches. And everyone we meet is a dumbass.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot one little detail:
We bleed profusely from our genitals for 4 or 5 days at a time.

Now imagine it was you. Could you get ahold of yourself?
 

ChilianFuckFace

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bigck3000 said:
alright, what is it about "that time of the month", are you unconfortable, chemically imbalanced, potassium deficient? what the fuck is it and why cant you get ahold of your fucking selves. please let me know as i will have to deal with it at couple more times. and if it "depends" please elaborate
Dude who cares... Unless you want to be a gynecologist it doesnt matter, the only thing it matter is when is her last day. This means you have 3 weeks of peace and no bitching... Well the BITCHING is always there, just waiting to explode!
 

ReiMeishin

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KateTopaz said:
There's no mystery. I'll tell you exactly what it is. Our backs hurt, we have cramps, and bloating, and headaches. And everyone we meet is a dumbass.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot one little detail:
We bleed profusely from our genitals for 4 or 5 days at a time.

Now imagine it was you. Could you get ahold of yourself?
I understand the whole physiological crap involved with this. What I want to know is why every time I suggest that a woman who has PMS take some medication for it, not only do they refuse but also scream my head off? It seems unreasonable to me. This will make you feel better physically, why not take it?
 

ChilianFuckFace

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ReiMeishin said:
I understand the whole physiological crap involved with this. What I want to know is why every time I suggest that a woman who has PMS take some medication for it, not only do they refuse but also scream my head off? It seems unreasonable to me. This will make you feel better physically, why not take it?
You are not suppose to suggest... just shut up, sit on a corner and wait till it goes away... then maybe suggest?
 

MaxPower

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Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
 
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Well, that's easy to answer too. All the bleeding and the pain affects the mind. Yes, taking medicine might help, but not if you suggest it because obviously, as someone who has never bled from that particular area, you're not entitled to say a damn thing about it. Also, nothing less than hard drugs actually works on most women.
Then there is the fact that the universe is unfair, we have to bleed for almost a quarter of our lives AND have the babies. We don't want to hear you're snivelling privileged crap. We're already horribly jealous and we hate you the whole time. The best thing to do is either procure us some very strong drugs(or alcohol), but only if we ask first. Then leave us the hell alone. :evil:

Ah, the eternally springing joys of PMS. :D
 

MaxPower

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KateTopaz said:
you're not entitled to say a damn thing about it.
Sorry, but you're not entitled to tell anyone, what they're not entitled to say. (that's kind of a paradox, me saying that isn't it? But you know what I mean)

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KateTopaz said:
Then there is the fact that the universe is unfair, we have to bleed for almost a quarter of our lives AND have the babies. We don't want to hear you're snivelling privileged crap. We're already horribly jealous and we hate you the whole time. The best thing to do is either procure us some very strong drugs(or alcohol), but only if we ask first. Then leave us the hell alone.
Are you sure that you're "Entitled" to speak for every woman out there by throwing around remarks like: "We're already horribly jealous" and "we hate you the whole time"?
I could be wrong, but I never thought that every woman in the world was completely irrational, even during "the dark time".
 

ReiMeishin

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KateTopaz said:
Well, that's easy to answer too. All the bleeding and the pain affects the mind. Yes, taking medicine might help, but not if you suggest it because obviously, as someone who has never bled from that particular area, you're not entitled to say a damn thing about it. Also, nothing less than hard drugs actually works on most women.
Then there is the fact that the universe is unfair, we have to bleed for almost a quarter of our lives AND have the babies. We don't want to hear you're snivelling privileged crap. We're already horribly jealous and we hate you the whole time. The best thing to do is either procure us some very strong drugs(or alcohol), but only if we ask first. Then leave us the hell alone. :evil:

Ah, the eternally springing joys of PMS. :D
Then why don't you just hole up in a very well locked room every 30 days with strong drugs, booze, and chocolate instead of wondering around to find things that men did wrong and then yell at us for it? The fact that women take their frustration out on me when it's natures fault makes it my business.
 

Hypertron

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KateTopaz said:
Well, that's easy to answer too. All the bleeding and the pain affects the mind. Yes, taking medicine might help, but not if you suggest it because obviously, as someone who has never bled from that particular area, you're not entitled to say a damn thing about it. Also, nothing less than hard drugs actually works on most women.
Then there is the fact that the universe is unfair, we have to bleed for almost a quarter of our lives AND have the babies. We don't want to hear you're snivelling privileged crap. We're already horribly jealous and we hate you the whole time. The best thing to do is either procure us some very strong drugs(or alcohol), but only if we ask first. Then leave us the hell alone. :evil:

Ah, the eternally springing joys of PMS. :D
sounds like someone is PMSin right now...

ReiMeishin said:
Then why don't you just hole up in a very well locked room every 30 days with strong drugs, booze, and chocolate instead of wondering around to find things that men did wrong and then yell at us for it? The fact that women take their frustration out on me when it's natures fault makes it my business.
Ok technicaly its only every 28 days, chocolate works only because its chemically the same thing as sex, and they think we have always been wrong and we always will be...and they are gonna yell at us reguardless so just get over it and get used to it, and if you think one is bad try being in the same room when your mom, sister and girlfriend are pmsin; my dad, my bro-in-law and me just kinda sat there and didn't say a word for fear of getting our heads ripped off...it was bad.
 
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Dear Mr. MaxPower,

Must you take things so seriously. Obviously you don't recognize PMS when you see it or you would not attempt to reason with me.

Also, I'm not the only one not entitled to tell anyone what they're not entitled to say. Just thought I would mention that. :rolleyes:

To Reimeishin, I can't really answer that because I personally stay holed up in a very well locked room with strong drugs, booze, and chocolate all the time. Even when I'm not PMSing. I don't know why anyone WOULDN'T do it. :lol: :beer:
 
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Live2Die

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Pms Ballances Women With Men. Men Get Psa * Post Sports Anger Every Weekend Nomatter Who Is Playing. So Women Get Pms Once A Month.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Live2Die said:
Pms Ballances Women With Men. Men Get Psa * Post Sports Anger Every Weekend Nomatter Who Is Playing. So Women Get Pms Once A Month.
Welcome to WTF.com... and where the fuck did you come up with that theory? Not all guys watch sports during the weekend...
 

Live2Die

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