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Poem for those in the service industry


"I'm a Song From The 60s"
Hi All,

Back when I worked on the cruise ships, this was always posted in our little shithole of an office or cabin...

Last night as I lay sleeping I died or so it seemed,
Then I went to Heaven, but only in my dream.
Up there St. Peter met me standing at the gates,
He said "I must check your record, please stand here and wait."
He turned and said "Your record's covered with terrible flaws.
On earth I see you rallied for every losing cause.
I see that you drank alcohol and smoked and used drugs too.
Fact is, you've done everything a good person should never do.
We can't have people like you up here, your life was full of sin."
Then he read the last of my record, took my hand and said "Come in."
He led me to the big boss and said "Take him in and treat him well,
He used to work on cruise ships, he's done his time in hell".

I suppose you could substitute cruise ships for any other service jobs, but cruise ships are a different case - you only go home every 6 months or longer.

Always made me laugh this one!




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Fucking beautiful!!!!! Rep'd!