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fuck_you

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Im gona beach yo ass
then gona pass yo mamas house
and fuck her in da ass
then eat some juicy bass
like i ate yo mamas pussy
she acted like a wussy
when i fucked her hard
i gave her my man-whore card
Then i licked her tity
i made her face shitty
when i craped a load on her
she said "thank you sir"
she gave me a dollor
then i made her gag on my cock.
 
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fuck_you said:
Im gona beach yo ass
then gona pass yo mamas house
and fuck her in da ass
then eat some juicy bass
like i ate yo mamas pussy
she acted like a wussy
when i fucked her hard
i gave her my man-whore card
Then i licked her tity
i made her face shitty
when i craped a load on her
she said "thank you sir"
she gave me a dollor
then i made her gag on my cock.
Man that shit was tight!
It's gonna keep me up all night!
I'm gonna remember it word for word
As i drop turd for turd.
Then when I go to sleep,
I definitly wet the sheets!
 

gehtfuct

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I'm reading this poem..very lovely,btw...and I'm wondering why it's in Chit-Chat. If you're going to be poetic and not..um..CHAT..I feel the need to boot it to one of the following forums...

The Writers Block: Poetic Suicide for Mr.Fuck You.
Forum Games & Humor: Which is being very generous to even think that this poem remotely relates to "Games" or "Humor".

I leave this threads fate to your descresion till next we meet.
 
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Well, if I had more control *ahem jason* I would have moved it by now.
 

gehtfuct

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HavokChylde said:
Well, if I had more control *ahem jason* I would have moved it by now.
Two out of three mods say yes....to shaved beaver.

FG&H it is.
 

Woodreaux

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And I say aye to shaved beaver as well! :thumbsup:
 

fuck_you

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it got moved - it was in writers bloock.
 

Woodreaux

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:cbone:
gumercules said:
edit

nevermind
Aww, Gumercules! That was your cue to say AAarrrgg!!! to shaved beaver!
 

fuck_you

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how did you know? btw there is a Quick Reply option and when you make a topic a Header is not required just letting you know for future reference so you don't just have a thumb in the header area becouse that shows your dumb and that you must die do it again and i will kill you.
 

DIZNUTS

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ay yo i picked up where u left off
she was still layin there with her clothes off
you say u a man whore and u got a card
man you couldnt even get her off even if u tried extra hard
you said u licked her pussy
she told me the whole time u were doing it she was thinking when reruns come on of i love lucy
the way i sexed her she said i was the best
tryin 2 propose to me and make me her last
i said fuck you bitch turn around i wanna fuck your chest
i fucked her in the ass in her pussy and even the mouth
shit i made her pray to g-d when i went down south
oh ye did i mention the sex was interacial
fucked for 3 hours and then i gave her a facial
 
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#14
Surprisingly, I like this poem. It’s good in a strange, disturbing sort of way.
 

dustinzgirl

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Taylor_Blade said:
Surprisingly, I like this poem. It’s good in a strange, disturbing sort of way.
If you are thirteen and listen to rap, then its oh so cool.