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Politician

Who should get the position?

  • Kuntz, Johnny

    Votes: 10 45.5%
  • Friend, Wizardly

    Votes: 12 54.5%

  • Total voters
    22
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Brain Spout

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FCC is running for vice-[insert position] on the Wiz ticket
Kuntz does coccaine and has a small penis

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Well, since Kuntz is running for some sort of political position located somewhere on the internet, i decided i wanted a chance at becoming whatever it is im running for.

Campaign Speech
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I promise to eliminate all n00bs foricbly from the internet and to always model myself slightly better than kuntz.
 
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RedOctober

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#6
I voted for Kuntz, because WF is no option at all. :p

And American Presidents of Dutch Ancestry were the good guys.
 

Brain Spout

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johnny kuntz said:
I've been in Nam :thumbsup:
if kuntz is elected the internet would not be safe.

also, kuntz had "superficial" wounds, his medal is bs, and therefore he's a sissy candidate. Vote Wiz!
 

Brain Spout

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#9
ill let the people choose
Wiz:



Kuntz:

(Actual picture of kuntz at his worst. Doing coccain, marijuana, and with his fangs and evil eyebrows out.)
 

Brain Spout

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Actual Picture of Kuntz Giving Money to E-Terrorists. Notice how large the dollar is in relation to his hand, he must have small hands.

 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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WizardlyFriend said:
Actual Picture of Kuntz Giving Money to E-Terrorists. Notice how large the dollar is in relation to his hand, he must have small hands.

Kind of the way his hand looks so large in relation to his penis?
 

Brain Spout

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MaxPower said:
Kind of the way his hand looks so large in relation to his penis?
exactly! do you really want a man with such a small penis in office?
 

gehtfuct

HuGE
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#19
I vote to Wiz on Kuntz.

I'd do it myself, but I've yet to retrieve my detachable penis from Maximop.


Fuck you Johnny!!
 
#20
It's a tough decision kind of like polio? Or tuberculosis?
Firing squad or Hanging?
An ugly chick or a fat chick?
 
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