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poll time

#1
If you had three wishes what would they be?

mine? telekinesis
magic pockets that always had what i neded in them
a lab like dexters from cartoon network :)

15 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
a baby without a name
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
all this shit happend
cuz my fuckin rubber tore!!!! :mad:
 

GottaHurt

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#2
stupendousman said:
If you had three wishes what would they be?
1) World Peace.

2) A piece of the world.

3) Three more wishes.
 

Bigfoot

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1)I'd wish for all the mind powers and have pefect control over them

2)I'd wish to be desribable by all women 17- 29 and not related to me.

3) Wish for the ability to grant all and only my wishes.
 
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#8
Bigfoot said:
1)I'd wish for all the mind powers and have pefect control over them

2)I'd wish to be desribable by all women 17- 29 and not related to me.

3) Wish for the ability to grant all of my and only my wishes.

This is so flawed... and not just in your spelling..
 
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#10
Hmmm...Three wishes...
Well, since I am constantly living in the moment & not truly thinking ahead, at this very moment I'd wish for:

(01) A nice, cold beer
(02) Some skittles
(03) Oh, and, Mike Einziger from Incubus. Mmmm...Mike... :thumbsup:

 

Chris

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#11
1) Perfect control over the power of hypnosis
2) Perfect control over the power of telekinesis
3) World peace? Never the hell! What would I get out of it...hehe...let's see...Now I know! : All the powers of Son-Goku in Dragon Ball :D !
 
#12
Chris said:
1) Perfect control over the power of hypnosis
2) Perfect control over the power of telekinesis
3) World peace? Never the hell! What would I get out of it...hehe...let's see...Now I know! : All the powers of Son-Goku in Dragon Ball :D !
........................ :mfinger:
 

otepsoul

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#13
1. lots of cash.
2. drugs.
3. lots of points to a game called outwar.
 

BRiT

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#14
1) Independently wealthy.

That's all that's really needed. Then all the time I have is my own to make of it what I will.
 

BUSHSUCKSBALLS

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#15
1. Telekinesis (I would have wished for it enough if you guys hadn't brought it up, fucking mind readers stealing my ideas)

2. The ability to make money appear in my hand.

3. And my third and final wish would be for George W. Bush to get cancer.
 

Ctoit

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#16
2)I'd wish to be desribable by all women 17- 29 and not related to me.

Wow guy......thats scarry that you have to be concerned with that thought.....what kind of family do ya come from?
 

GottaHurt

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Ctoit said:
2)I'd wish to be desribable by all women 17- 29 and not related to me.

Wow guy......thats scarry that you have to be concerned with that thought.....what kind of family do ya come from?
Nice avatar
 

Ctoit

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#18
Okay so #1 A never ending Lollipop
#2 To have magic shoes so I can click my heels and go home -and- #3 To not have to fake another orgasm....... :cool:
 

GottaHurt

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#20
Ctoit said:
Okay so #1 A never ending Lollipop
#2 To have magic shoes so I can click my heels and go home -and- #3 To not have to fake another orgasm....... :cool:
I've got an all day sucker you can pop in your mouth...