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Zoso

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I hit an armidillo last night. I didnt mean to. poor guy. I bet he was having such a good night till I came along in my little white Honda.... wonder if there is an armidillo heaven?
 

ChilianFuckFace

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I do not think there is an armidillo heaven. However you shouldn't worry about it anymore. The armidillo is dead and it is not hurting anymore. Just try to aviod killing armidillo if not the armidillo army will come after you.
 

TwisT

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Zoso said:
I hit an armidillo last night. I didnt mean to. poor guy. I bet he was having such a good night till I came along in my little white Honda.... wonder if there is an armidillo heaven?
I was doin donuts on day long ago and donified an injured bird!!

I told him to get the fuck out the way be he wadn't havin it
 

chucktheskiffie

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Zoso said:
I hit an armidillo last night. I didnt mean to. poor guy. I bet he was having such a good night till I came along in my little white Honda.... wonder if there is an armidillo heaven?
I've seen Armadillo heaven...

nice place. Smells good, great music, food is excellent. In fact, it is in my top ten of heavens visited...
 

Zoso

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little bastard knocked one helluva hole in my muffler. now my car sounds like a ricer...
 

UberSkippy

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Zoso said:
little bastard knocked one helluva hole in my manifold. now my car sounds like a ricer...
You mean your muffler? The manifold tends to be on top of the engine. I'm hoping he didn't get up in there.
 
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Take it home and make soup out of it.

That way, his death wouldn't have been for nothing.
 

DIZNUTS

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Zoso said:
little bastard knocked one helluva hole in my muffler. now my car sounds like a ricer...
depending where you live it might be a good thing :rolleyes:
 

Zoso

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trust me, its not. sounds really annoying and loud. plus people give me the third degree.. that is untill they look at my tailpipe and see that its not a ricer... just that there is a huge hole under it.

Unforgiven said:
Take it home and make soup out of it.

That way, his death wouldn't have been for nothing.
mmmmm... gotta love that roadkill cafe.... armadillo casserole
 

LiberatioN

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fyi: armadillos are the only known animals left on the earth which still carry leprosy. Let us know if anything else falls off...and I'm not referring to your car.