ok this is something that happened about a year ago, very amusing, not for some 
My friend Sam has a very funny life, He is like a cartoon character, so many screwed up things happen to him. he pisses his parents off soo much, they came back one time and found some random women in their bathroom shooting up!!
so we had a party at his house there ws only about 30 people there. we decided to go down to a chip shop type place to get some food. there was this random smelly guy doing coke on the table in this place! so someone being an idiot, decides to invite the crazy smelly coke addict back to the house.
Firstly, he rigs up the box so sam can get free cable. then, he goes onto the internet and download a gizzilion gbs of gay porn. next thing he says "i need the bathroom" so sam tells him where the bathroom is, first on the right. so he goes upstairs and we all heard a scream. by this point we were al eating our chips and cudnt bebothered to see the fuss. then, about 10 minutes later he comes down the stairs and says "i thought i went in the first one the right but i went in the first on the left and i started to piss then this huge ugly naked women got up and started screaming at me"
he had walked into sams mums bedroom. and pissed in her face.
My friend Sam has a very funny life, He is like a cartoon character, so many screwed up things happen to him. he pisses his parents off soo much, they came back one time and found some random women in their bathroom shooting up!!
so we had a party at his house there ws only about 30 people there. we decided to go down to a chip shop type place to get some food. there was this random smelly guy doing coke on the table in this place! so someone being an idiot, decides to invite the crazy smelly coke addict back to the house.
Firstly, he rigs up the box so sam can get free cable. then, he goes onto the internet and download a gizzilion gbs of gay porn. next thing he says "i need the bathroom" so sam tells him where the bathroom is, first on the right. so he goes upstairs and we all heard a scream. by this point we were al eating our chips and cudnt bebothered to see the fuss. then, about 10 minutes later he comes down the stairs and says "i thought i went in the first one the right but i went in the first on the left and i started to piss then this huge ugly naked women got up and started screaming at me"
he had walked into sams mums bedroom. and pissed in her face.
