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ChilianFuckFace

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Last Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns and dressed quietly. I made a lunch, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to hook up the boat to the truck and down the driveway I went.

Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

Minutes later, I returned to the garage. I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. I find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies,

"Can you believe my stupid husband is out there fishing?

:D
 
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I just realized this was a joke...a little slow on the uptake today
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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sideshow_bob said:
I just realized this was a joke...a little slow on the uptake today
Ya know, I remember Chilian making a thread about banging some old guy's wife a bit back...
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Nailbomb said:
Ya know, I remember Chilian making a thread about banging some old guy's wife a bit back...
That's awesome that you remember that! We are still fucking btw!

Just a note: I am not married. The joke is presented to you like it's me, but I am not the guy in this JOKE! LOL
 

Bill_Gates

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Lol dude, That`s a real good one..I thought it was you for a second until i read some other peoples post.
 

BklynCannonball

pffffffffffttttttttttt...
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The clues were all there: long johns, dog, boat, snow, wife, cuddled. Not necessarily in that order.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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BklynCannonball said:
The clues were all there: long johns, dog, boat, snow, wife, cuddled. Not necessarily in that order.
Exactly... I don't have a boat!! :( or a wife! :thumbsup:
 

BklynCannonball

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It's not snow weather now nor do you seem like one to cuddle.