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MaxPower

You're my number two
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Try to come up with your best fortune cookie wisdome, and post it here.


Confucius say: "Everyone hates a cocksucker, except he who getting cock sucked."

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Jason

Voorhees a jolly good fellow!
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Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.
 

Big E

burner of random shit
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Man who runs infront of car get tired
 

WTFNation

"I'm a Song From The 60s"
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Confucious say: Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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My own:

Cancer is like juggling, if you only have one ball, you've got problems.