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#1
The official WTF.COM scripting code!!!!!!!!!!



Code:
888       888 88888888888 8888888888 .d8888b.  
888   o   888     888     888       d88P  Y88b          .d8888b.   .d8888b.   888P     Y888         
888  d8b  888     888     888            .d88P         d88p  Y88b d88p  Y88b  8888P   Y8888
888 d888b 888     888     8888888      .d88P"          888    888 888    888  88888P Y88888
888d88888b888     888     888          888"            888        888    888  888d88888b888
88888P Y88888     888     888          888             888        888    888  888 d888b 888
8888P   Y8888     888     888                          888    888 888    888  888  d8b  888
888P     Y888     888     888          888       88    Y88b  d88p Y88b  d88p  888   o   888

I hope you like it!
 
#2
Some more!


Code:
 ____ _____ _____ _   _ _ 
/ ___|_   _|  ___| | | | |
\___ \ | | | |_  | | | | |
 ___) || | |  _| | |_| |_|
|____/ |_| |_|    \___/(_)

 _______           _        _______  ______   _ 
(  __   )|\     /|( (    /|(  ____ \(  __  \ ( )
| (  )  || )   ( ||  \  ( || (    \/| (  \  )| |
| | /   || | _ | ||   \ | || (__    | |   ) || |
| (/ /) || |( )| || (\ \) ||  __)   | |   | || |
|   / | || || || || | \   || (      | |   ) |(_)
|  (__) || () () || )  \  || (____/\| (__/  ) _ 
(_______)(_______)|/    )_)(_______/(______/ (_)


  ____     __  __  _           _   _   _______   ________
(  __  )  / / / / ( )         ( ) ( ) (  ___  ) (  ______)
| (__) | / / / /  | |    _    | | | | | (___) | | |______
|  __  | \ \ \ \   \ \  / \  / /  | | |  _____) |  ______) 
| (  ) |  \ \ \ \   \ \/   \/ /   | | | |       | |
| |  | |  / / / /    \  / \  /    | | | |       | |______
(_)  (_) /_/ /_/      (_) (_)     (_) (_)       (________)
 

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#4
That's not scripting code. :thumbsdn:

PHP:
on *:thread:{ if (($content == $crap) && ($post == $not.funny) $$ ($thread == $boring) && ($me == $bored))}goto locked | :shit | /set %thread sucks }
PHP:
//searches for and marks crappy threads for delete or lock

function better.threads() {
  global $shit.thread;

  //get all crappy threads (for delete or lock)
  //reference with $thread[#] .

	$thread = '';
  if ($content[crap]) {
    $shit.post = lock("\n", trim($thread[crap]));
    while (lock($thread,$val)=each($post)) {
      $shit.post = lock("\|\|\|", $val);
      $delete .= "<OPTION value=\"$thread[0]\">$content[1]</option>";
    }
  }

  return $better.thread;

} #end crap thread
;)
 
#6
anyways, heres more for today!

Code:
_   _ ____ _  _    ____ _  _ ____ _  _    ____ ___    ___ _  _ ____ 
 \_/  |  | |  |    [__  |  | |    |_/     |__|  |      |  |__| |___ 
  |   |__| |__|    ___] |__| |___ | \_    |  |  |      |  |  | |___ 

_ _  _ ___ ____ ____ _  _ ____ ___ 
| |\ |  |  |___ |__/ |\ | |___  |  
| | \|  |  |___ |  \ | \| |___  |  


8888888888 888     888  .d8888b.  888    d8P  
888        888     888 d88P  Y88b 888   d8P   
888        888     888 888    888 888  d8P    
8888888    888     888 888        888d88K     
888        888     888 888        8888888b    
888        888     888 888    888 888  Y88b   
888        Y88b. .d88P Y88b  d88P 888   Y88b  


    _________________________    __________  _____
   / ___/_  __/ ____/ ____/ /   / ____/ __ \/ ___/
   \__ \ / / / __/ / __/ / /   / __/ / /_/ /\__ \ 
  ___/ // / / /___/ /___/ /___/ /___/ _, _/___/ / 
 /____//_/ /_____/_____/_____/_____/_/ |_|/____/
yeah i'll make some more
 
#9
this one is lame and easy to do, but i think it looks cool, i guess.


Code:
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#10

|^^^^^^^^^^^\||___
|.The STFU Truck.|||'""|""\__,_
| __GoO 4ever __ l||__|__|__|)
|(@)@)"""""""**|(@)(@)**|(@)


(I didn't make this.)
 
#11
junglizm said:

|^^^^^^^^^^^\||___
|.The STFU Truck.|||'""|""\__,_
| __GoO 4ever __ l||__|__|__|)
|(@)@)"""""""**|(@)(@)**|(@)


(I didn't make this.)
oh well thats pretty cool anyway