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Procrastination's bitch

Skorch

Destroyer of worlds
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Ever have those days when you have so much work you just don't even feel like starting any of it? And then it gets worse once you realize have too much work and obviously not enough time to get it all done in time, so once again you feel like not even trying. See my problem is I'll get a lot of work, plenty of time to do it all, so I decide "eh, I have plenty of time, I can do this shit later" and then effectively put it off to the last minute. But the problem is my ability to determine the exact moment when there is still just enough time left to get everything done without torturing oneself to brain death is broken. So I will often quite obliviously sit around on a ton of work till it's too late and then I invariably have to use my last trump card of "last minute panic". Ah, I have completed countless assignments on the fear induced by last minute panic, and to this I owe almost all my productivity. Unfortunately, my apathy is starting to get the better of me and it's getting harder and harder to induce my last minute panic binges of productivity. I'm thinking, as with all things psychological in America nowadays, the solution is drugs.
 

Crocto

Cynicism Rules
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Skorch said:
I'm thinking, as with all things psychological in America nowadays, the solution is drugs.
the figures are abusrd like everyone is on prozac or some other ADD kinda drug. than there's the ones on zoloft. why can't people realize that life's a bitch and than you die. its not a difficult concept.
 

Smiss

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I am way to lazy to read all that. No, seriously. I am. I didn't read one fucking bit of it! HA! TAKE THAT!
 

Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
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Smiss said:
I am way to lazy to read all that. No, seriously. I am. I didn't read one fucking bit of it! HA! TAKE THAT!


LOL; now that's funny.
I can sum it up for you. Incomplete sentences and thoughts. You just saved yourself some good time.
Happy hunting.
 

Smiss

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#8
ah. so i see it really was a wiser choise to sit here and pick my nose.
 

Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
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#9
Ahh Yeah, If you don't care to even try to understand what he said. Pick your nose. Something tells me you can read and pick your nose at the same time.
 

Sod

Spilly Talker
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#11
how about we talk about this later............ahhhhh the irony
 

Smiss

smissinat0r
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#12
That is the most retarded and overly used joke ever. But I'm sure all the dumb shit you put into yourself explains everything.
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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#13
its time...

Well, everyone, its later, procrastination is a bitch. So don't be a fucking procrastinator!!!!