pros and cons of your job

tzedek

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well heres mine, I deliver pizza:

Pro:
1. Job insecurity is nonexistent
2. Free food anytime
3. decent money for very little work.
4. I can do things most people cant at work ie. go to a store. hang out with friends, talk on the phone etc.
5. I dont have to see my co-workers a whole lot.


Cons:
1. Co-workers are about as smart as rocks
2. No benefits
3. The boss hates me
4. Sometimes i have to be people's bitch by bringing them food and they dont have to tip
5. Getting yelled at when food is wrong/late.
6. have to drive my own vehicle.
7. shitty shifts like sundays.
 

gehtfuct

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My Job?....I hold dicks. *

*(Porn Star Fluffer)

The pro's? The assholes that conned me to work for them.

The Con's? The assholes I work for.

Short of that....I dont do dick.

:mfinger: :D :thumbsup:



Perverted forever.
Dr.gehtfuct
 

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
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gehtfuct said:
My Job?....I hold dicks. *

*(Porn Star Fluffer)

The pro's? The assholes that conned me to work for them.

The Con's? The assholes I work for.

Short of that....I dont do dick.

:mfinger: :D :thumbsup:



Perverted forever.
Dr.gehtfuct

I thought Viagra put you out of a job.
 

skylinec

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gehtfuct said:
My Job?....I hold dicks. *

*(Porn Star Fluffer)

The pro's? The assholes that conned me to work for them.

The Con's? The assholes I work for.

Short of that....I dont do dick.

:mfinger: :D :thumbsup:



Perverted forever.
Dr.gehtfuct
Fluffer nutter.....so wrong...have fun holding dicks
 

gehtfuct

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It's a gravy job. I do alot of jerkin' around.
...and it is fun. You should cum give me a hand sometime.
 

Paul

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Pros:
Little supervision
Mostly slow days
Friends with everyone
Can generally do whatever I want
I'm one of three people who RUN the company

Cons:
Paychecks up to 6 weeks late
Constant problems leading to a few hours of craziness a day
No benefits what-so-ever
Not paid as much as someone who is one of three RUNNING a company should
 

gehtfuct

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Skyline-Cobra said:
i'm bi not gay
First off; It was a joke sweetpea. So,unbind your panties.
Secondly; How in the fuck can you be 'Bi' and not ghey? If you've not pondered this,you are truely cornfused.
 

BRiT

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Pros:
1. It pays the bills.

Cons:
1. I work with sensative WFs (worthless-fucks).
 

msalyss85

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I don't have a job...anymore, but I'll do the pros and cons anyway:

Pros:
*crickets chirping*

Cons:
shitty waitress-wage
lousy tippers
shitty hours
"hick" co-workers
angry buddhist boss
evil sous-chef
republican owner :thumbsdn:


I didn't quit, no, I just didn't show up :mfinger: (reference to office space, lol). I think they got the point after a while.
 

rainbowblack

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pro's
- i work with a mess of cool people
-40% of the day is spent working, and even then im working with cool people
-limited internet access

con's
-waking up at 4am
-worked there 8 years and not one fucking promotion or raise (besides the yearly)
-i live in Ny so everything cost more than i make lol
 

Jung

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pros:
i work with generally intelligent people
i love my what i do
i love to travel
good salary
great benifits
i don't have to deal with the support team (lol)
my boss(es) leaves me to my job
i have the ability to make my own descisions
support for further education

cons:
being on call sucks
i can't stand windows servers (only about ½ though)
it's still work, i still have to wake up early
stupid mcse's
forced to certify for worthless certs

i probrably left out a lot, but i'm not putting too much effort into this. :)
 

Fire_ze_Missles

Martha Fuckin' Stewart
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Pros:

I sit
I write HTML for online courses
The office building is on my college's campus
My boss(es) are never in office
I make my own schedule
I can work from home when I don't have classes
When I am in-office, 90% of the people that work here, work through our virtual office. So it's just me and three other people, normally.

Cons:

It may take awhile for me to recieve assignments, so sometimes, I end up sitting around with nothing to do but fart around at wtf.com.
There isn't vanilla coke in any of the vending machines in the office building.
 

ShrOomie

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Im a paperboy

pros:

Get to see page 3
i can steal the sunday cds and say the "fell" out

cons:
have to do it every day
boss is a basterd
have to do it every day without fail
 
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I'm a crew trainer at McDonalds. I used to like my job and then school started and lost all my hours. try going from 38 hours in one week to 6 hours a week and its their choice, so im finding a new job.

Pros:
Friendy environment
nice raises
good pay (for a 16 year old)
hott customers (guys with bods)

Cons:
MITs and Managers
hours
half the crew


I'm sure i could think of more but i cant right now im pissed with them
 

Unforgiven

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I'm a crew trainer at McDonalds. I used to like my job and then school started and lost all my hours. try going from 38 hours in one week to 6 hours a week and its their choice, so im finding a new job.

Pros:
Friendy environment
nice raises
good pay (for a 16 year old)
hott customers (guys with bods)

Cons:
MITs and Managers
hours
half the crew


I'm sure i could think of more but i cant right now im pissed with them

guys with 'bods' at mcdonalds? unheard of...

unless you mean round 'bods'
 

Icarus

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I'll post my old job...

Pros:

I worked with fucking amazing people (Like, almost every single one of them was one of the awesomest people I've ever met)

Got to fuck around 3/4 of the time (But hard, hard work when I actually had to do something)

Had a pretty cool boss (Didn't care that we played cards in the office)

Got to ride around in a golf cart all day

Cons:

Minimum wage

Job ended after 200 hours

Hmm... I think I'm going to take it again this summer... if I have the freakin' time.