Pussy and Trueness

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I rode to the store with 3 other friends and one of them mentions California, which I consider a pussy state. However, when I call it so, one of my friends tells me she doesn't like the word pussy, since its offensive to her. I say okay and, thankfully, didn't apologize. I forget about her aversion to pussy and we discuss more on California, which I say pussy again. She gets upset and I challenge her on why pussy is offensive which she tells me it's a derogatory for vagina, and since women have 'em, it suggests pussies are women. Now I feel pressured to censor myself, but I don't want to. I want to be more true to myself and just say pussy in front of who ever I feel like.

Should I be more sensitive or more true?
 
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BridgetteH

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In Britain we consider all US states pussy states, who's triggered? I'm being serious.

Which is odd considering pocket knives are pretty much illegal; yall don't get the natural disasters over there like we do, and temperatures over like 80 degrees sends employees home early; and y'all call boxers pants. :p:roflmao:

I've lived in England awhile and compared to crazy ass Alabama, I think you're speaking far too broadly. Here we're expected to know how to change tires and fix rudimentary things on a car and know how to load and shoot guns and super glue wounds up because going to the doctor is, like, always the last resort. At least, that's how I was raised by my dad. So go gently sip your tepid tea, sir. ;)
 
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TheRover

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Which is odd considering pocket knives are pretty much illegal

This just means we have to resort to other methods

y'all call boxers pants

I have to correct you there, we call boxers boxers, we call briefs pants.. the reason you lot don't call briefs pants is because American men are too pussified to wear briefs. Only real men feel secure enough to wear briefs

super glue wounds up

we use sticky tape

So go gently sip your tepid tea, sir. ;)

This isn't an insult, this is actually what I do about 5 times a day
 
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Out2Lunch

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I was expecting a link to pictures of damp panties. I am disappoint.


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MaxPower

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Pro tip. After clicking BRiT's links, be sure to clear history. Lest they find this after your demise and think you a degenerate. Or just opened incognito.
 
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Out2Lunch

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Not only am I going to leave my browsing history, I'm also going to make it a condition of my will that it be read out loud at my wake.

Nothing like fucking with people from beyond the grave.
 
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Crazizniac

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OTL That should be a requirement of all humans - and should be an amendment to the constitution of all nations. "The reading of browser history upon death amendment" You could run for mayor of the world on that platform. God damn what I would give to see the look on Hillary's face when you get that passed.
 

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The Hillary thing wouldn't matter because people were unflinching when Trump admitted to all the things he did or when others came forward to show more of what he did.
 
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MaxPower

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The Hillary thing wouldn't matter because people were unflinching when Trump admitted to all the things he did or when others came forward to show more of what he did.
Which always amazed me. The far right which chooses to stand on a platform of of "morality" and family values, was more than happy to throw all that out the window if it meant keeping brown people out of the country.
 
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Danni

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I'm going to go with her needing to toughen up a bit - not everyone will censor themselves for her.

Case in point - I think using the word rape when playing video games is extremely crass due to personal history. Do I bitch at everyone about it when I hear it said? Nope. The only people I ever talk to about it would be the people I consider close. However, I'm not going to jump on their case every time they say it. I just let them know it's not a favorite of mine.
 
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CoprophagousCop

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^ I had a co-worker from India who once kept saying "rape rape rape" on the telephone. I had to ask him about it later. He said that "rape" was the word for "tomorrow" in his native language.
 
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Which always amazed me. The far right which chooses to stand on a platform of of "morality" and family values, was more than happy to throw all that out the window if it meant keeping brown people out of the country.

Family values, maybe. But not "morality" in the way the left views morality. Trump didn't lie about his war crimes. He wasn't a filthy lawyer who laughed about locking up rapists. He wasn't affiliated with Podesta the Molesta or Bill the Rapist. Jeffrey Epstein. Lynn Forester de Rothschild. He was just a businessman, who spoke frankly, and isn't so knee-deep in the quagmire of the White House that he actually inspires trust in some of us.

I mean, not me, personally. But relative to these other fuckheads? Yes.

If you understood the direction in which America was going, you wouldn't be amazed. Nobody trusted Shillary, not even her own demographic (angery feminist women and she-males). Democrats did this to themselves. They chose the war criminal/frigid bitch. And why? Because they're more interested in fucking identity politics than creating jobs.


EDIT- Is this Brain Droppings? Uhhh... carry on.
 
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