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Pussy, Cock, Penis, Vagina, Dick...

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Alright .. well I was thinking about some things ... and was just wondering what words are "comfortable" for a person to hear from their significant other.

My girlfriend, for example, feels uncomfortable saying "cock" or "dick" (I think).. so, for example, she would say, "I'll go down on you tomorrow" instead of "I'll suck your cock the next time I see you" which, to me, would be much more erotic. (if the mood were right, of course)

But then I got to thinking. In the same situation, I would say to her, "I'll go down on you" instead of, "I'll eat out your pussy" (as romantic as that sounds /sarcasm)or something along those lines...

so, in the ideal world, what would you have your lover say to you? What words would you prefer to hear? I know these won't be the same for everybody, but then again, not everybody likes this kind of thing at all. If you don't like this kind of stuff, please still post, but include why you wouldn't like it. If you do like this kind of stuff, please feel free to include what you'd like to hear and the kinds of things you would say.
 

Darklight

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wife tells me she wants my cock often... pervie girl..
 

Icarus

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My girl says "special purpose"?

Iunno. I've started saying it too.
 

MaxPower

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teh anarchist said:
My girlfriend, for example, feels uncomfortable saying "cock" or "dick" (I think).. so, for example, she would say, "I'll go down on you tomorrow" instead of "I'll suck your cock the next time I see you" which, to me, would be much more erotic. (if the mood were right, of course)
Mood? By "Mood" you do of course mean Conscious and able to actually hear her utter those words.

Well mine has no problem saying anything like that. For that matter she's a big fan of dirty talk. Like raunchy to the point I won't even go into it. Some things so disrespectful that I'd never dream of saying it to her outside the bedroom.

One thing I must point out. Some people can separate love and sex, which is what we do. We both know we love each other and show it through words and actions. But (IMO and hers) Good sex is dirty, wet, raunchy, sinful stuff. If it doesn't feel morally wrong or illegal in the 48 contiguous; you aint doing it right. :thumbsup:

Fuck, the other night I got reprimanded for giving her little kisses on the neck.

But man, every girl is different. The most important thing is learn what each of you like, and roll with it.
 

icka

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can i be graphic?

haha i have no problems with any of those words. i really like the word vagina i think its probably my favorite

then we have puss and cunt. cunt is another favorite!!

max when is our threesome?
 

MaxPower

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icka said:
can i be graphic?

haha i have no problems with any of those words. i really like the word vagina i think its probably my favorite

then we have puss and cunt. cunt is another favorite!!

max when is our threesome?
has to be a weekend. we'll need a good day of rest afterward. Don't worry. I'm on it.
 

icka

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MaxPower said:
has to be a weekend. we'll need a good day of rest afterward. Don't worry. I'm on it.
haha i bet you are!
 

Descent

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My penis has had three pet named over it's lifetime:

1. Mr. Tinkles

2. Captain Crunch

3. WetDreamcast

The third is here to stay, that's some creative shit.

And my girlfriend must like "Crunchetizing the Cap'n" and making "It Think" or else there will be hell to pay.
 
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okay .. descent - No. My penis shall never be "Crunchetized" or crunched in any way shape or form.

Icka, feel free to be as graphic as you want.
Max, do share these "dirty, wet, raunchy, sinful" things that one might say.
and Icky, seems like you're in the same boat I'm in.

oh, and Max, I said, "if the mood were right" as in, if she were in the right mood to say such things. Being me, I'm always ready to say/hear anything like that from my girl.
 

dustinzgirl

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I would share the things I say, except it would be unprofessional as a moderator and it would probably emberass CL, not to mention give some of you younger kids bad, bad idears.
 

gehtfuct

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My old lady is about as "dirty" as a third grade catholic school teacher.
You know...the mean ones. I think in the five or so years that I've known her, she's uttered the word 'fuck' about two times. Yeah, this life-o-mine is so "white picked fence" that it makes me wanna fuckin' puke sometimes.


Fuck!

"Shaddap bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!"
 
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I have to say that it does depend on my mood most times. But in all reality, I don't mind hearing most of the words...heck I don't mind saying most words...but some times I'm just not in a chit chatty mood. But if he wants to talk, go right on ahead :naughty:....it might just get me i the mood to say a few things myself. :D :mischief:
 

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pussy: name of an animal. but well all know what we're really referring 2? i don't say that word much at all. rather, i like to say other nicknames like twat, cunt (i say it as more of a insult than just a description), coochie, poon-tang, "pie" (you can have SO much fun usin' this one, epecially when there are others around and you have 2 speak in code). vagina sounds so 'gynecological', y'know? why not use a good smut word here or there. funny as shit 2 me.

dick: love it, don't U? LOL anyways, i use that one all the time. for some reason i only hear porn stars use the word cock. i dunno. the word penis make me giggle. even when a doctor says it i find myself starting to grin and snicker. in fact, i'm grinnin' my ass off as i post this messege! :D especially if a little kid says it my gut'll be in knots cuz i'd be laughing so hard. whatever. some of the more colorful associations would be schlong, dong, tool, wang, ding-a-ling (dam datz funny). omg.....i need to get a tissue......... :lol: ........

...... :rofl: :joy: :lol: .......i'm better :D.
 

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One of my friends calls her vagina her 'presidential suite'. Admittance to members only, or so she says.
I just say 'vagina' and 'penis'. dunno why.
 

Descent

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teh anarchist said:
okay .. descent - No. My penis shall never be "Crunchetized" or crunched in any way shape or form.

Icka, feel free to be as graphic as you want.
Max, do share these "dirty, wet, raunchy, sinful" things that one might say.
and Icky, seems like you're in the same boat I'm in.

oh, and Max, I said, "if the mood were right" as in, if she were in the right mood to say such things. Being me, I'm always ready to say/hear anything like that from my girl.
Don't you remember the Captain Cruch ad campaigns from when you were a kid?

"I'm so bored..."

*WHISTLE!*

"WHOA! CAP'N CRUNCH!"

"CRUNCHETIZED!"

"CRUNCHETIZE ME CAP'N!"

Wow. Just wow. How do you forget that?
 

Piro

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Hearing her say shlong is so sexy, I think its to do with the way her mouth moves when she says it.

Pie is prolly the most fun to use. I'm rotten and say it at the table when I'm over her parents. She almost choked the first time. Her parents havent caught onto the meaning yet...hopefully.

Anyways, shlong and pie are my favourite.
 

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I dont really mind saying any of those words either... i must agree that it does depend on the mood. When i want to cuddle and be girly i dont want to hear it. But any other time you would think me and mine were gutter mouthed rumble fucks. good times... good times i say..
 

UberSkippy

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Descent said:
Don't you remember the Captain Cruch ad campaigns from when you were a kid?

"I'm so bored..."

*WHISTLE!*

"WHOA! CAP'N CRUNCH!"

"CRUNCHETIZED!"

"CRUNCHETIZE ME CAP'N!"

Wow. Just wow. How do you forget that?
You fucking son of a bitch! I eat Cap'N Crunch for breakfast. I fucking hate you. Now my breakfast is all dirty. God damnit....