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Put the Toilet Seat Down!

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ron said:
Nope, no carpet. Hardwood floors.

I'll warm up the enema bag so you can shove it up your ass without delay when you get here.
:mfinger:
he's a freak, tho - he may just like it. You know the type - the one's that assist the nurse in puting in the catheter
 

GottaHurt

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ron said:
Nope, no carpet. Hardwood floors.

I'll warm up the enema bag so you can shove it up your ass without delay when you get here.
:mfinger:
Having another party? You aminal you, you slay me with your party favors!!! I'll bring some chili and a bag of corn, I'll make a big splash with your friends and family.Hopefully I can meet your sister and mother-in-law.
They can help you with the clean up!!!
 
#24
heh

ron said:
Nope, no carpet. Hardwood floors.

I'll warm up the enema bag so you can shove it up your ass without delay when you get here.
:mfinger:
why are you so angry? i think you need to use the new method of stress releaving i came up with... run at full speed into a brick wall with a cat in your pants.
 

GottaHurt

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badassmtbiker said:
he's a freak, tho - he may just like it. You know the type - the one's that assist the nurse in puting in the catheter
It's almost scary to think you know me so well. But, I'm the one who enjoys yanking it out.
 

ron

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angryvogon said:
why are you so angry? i think you need to use the new method of stress releaving i came up with... run at full speed into a brick wall with a cat in your pants.
I'm not angry. If you can't take it, don't post. Why are you angry?
 

ron

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#32
GottaHurt said:
Having another party? You aminal you, you slay me with your party favors!!! I'll bring some chili and a bag of corn, I'll make a big splash with your friends and family.Hopefully I can meet your sister and mother-in-law.
They can help you with the clean up!!!
That would be interesting. Chips, dips, chains, whips...and plastic drop cloths.
 
#34
ron said:
Ever go to a friend's house and think everything is fine until his wife/girlfriend/(in)significant other returns from the bathroom bitching about him leaving the seat up? Yeah, I thought so.

Except for some Nancy-boys out there, men piss standing up. It's one of those things that evolved with the human race. Women evolved with tits, we piss standing up.

Sometimes men don't put the seat down. It happens. Based on the nearly universal reaction we get from women, you'd think that because of this seemingly insignificant event the world had stopped turning and fire was raining down from the heavens. Chaos Theory and the Butterfly Effect at work! Call the President, you had to put the toilet seat down to take a piss.

Get over it. If it's easy for us to put the toilet seat down, it must be equally as easy for you to do so. Men and women are anatomically and physiologically similar enough that the muscles in my arms work just like yours. My fingers possess the manual dexterity requisite to grasping the toilet seat and lowering it without getting my hands wet, yours must be, too. My mental faculties are such that I can formulate the operation without having an aneurism, you must be equally as capable. Women can do everything as well as men, except write in the snow, right?

In other words, and I'll try to use small ones, quit bitching and do it yourself. :mfinger:

By the way, I put the toilet seat down after I take a piss.
as long as one flushes who gives a fuck, i dont understand what the big deal is
 
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why talk about pissing thats gross

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u think about how ur dad pisses? haha lol thats funny :p :question: