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Put this on your job application

Descent

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:redface: My friend and me brought this up recently:

On a job application, put these things under former jobs:

-Professional Deer Hunter - I played Deer Hunter for eight hours a day.
-I'm a 767 pilot too. I have Microsoft Fight Simulator 2000 - The one with the World Trade Center.
-I can also pilot numerous fighter jets thanks to Novalogic.
-I can fly spacefaring vessels, thanks to FreeSpace 2.
-I served in the U.S. Army by playing America's Army for three years.
-I have owned various empires in Age of Empires.
-I was a mayor in SimCity.

That will get you the job, I bet ;).

Add yours, too.
 

DIZNUTS

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-Professional race car driver. Playing Gran Tursimo series for 5 years.
 
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Expert boat racer. - Hydro Thunder.
Base jumping king. - GTA : SA
Materia master. - FFVII



more to come.
 

Zickddot

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-killed hundreds of thousands of aliens thanks to starcraft
-overcame the devil in diablo 1 and 2
 
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Professional golfer (Mario Golf skills)
Rounded up all the missing treasure (Spyro)
Raced go-karts and won most of the time (Mario Kart)
Kicks ass for pancakes (Super Smash Bros.)
 

Descent

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-Prevented Robots from taking over the human species mining colonies...I have been playing Descent for ten years now.

I love Mike Kulas and Matt Toschlog :p .
 

bnccoder

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Excelent marksmanship from countless hours playing series of Wolfenstein, Duke Nukem, Doom, GTA, Call of Duty, Metal of Honor, and America's Army games.

Trained millions of workers in Warcraft
 

Hicts

Your mighty ruler. OBEY!
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- Lvl 50 black mage (final fantasy)
- Undead overlord (Diablo 2)
 

DanGeo23

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offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator, special teams coach, Head coach for the Superbowl Champion Detroit Lions. (Madden '05)
 

Takkun

Anonymooo.
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Way to lose the job:
Decapitated random person with crossbow, played soccer with detached head.

Fable.
 

Descent

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Another:

-I was a professional poker player at Casino Palazzo! on the Internet.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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I am a driven person, who is great at multi-tasking, and able to be objective based. I have downed countless attempts to end the world, overthrew opressive governments, and started my own crime syndicate.
 

Smoke

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-Expert sharpshooter from playing Tom Clancy's Rainbow six.
-Expert Gang Hustler from playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
-Amatuer Drug Dealer from playing "Drug Wars." :thumbsup:
 

dustinzgirl

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I used profound internet capabilities to apprropriate this resume from Monster.com.
I can skirt ethical considerations legally, which I learned through the downloading of copyrighted infrigement laws.
I appropriated 50,000 plus rep points at wtf.com thansk to my intelligent writing qualities and diplomatic discussion capabilities.