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Question and answer chokes

SouthWolf

I'll fuck you up!!!
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Question and answer jokes

i just wanted to see what all kinds of one liners everyone might have. Feel free to be as dirty and sick as you want.

I start....

What's black and blue, afraid of the dark, and hates sex?



The six year old locked in my closet!!!
 

SouthWolf

I'll fuck you up!!!
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How do you fit 1000 babies in a phone booth?


With a blender.
 

Captain 151

Seeped in a dry Merlot
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what is better than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.
 

Darklight

Oppressing your posts...
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how do you get 1000 dead babies out of the back of a truck?

a pitchfork...
 

SouthWolf

I'll fuck you up!!!
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I apologize in advance for this bc it is ruthless.

How do you make a little girl cry twice?

Fuck her in the ass then wipe the blood on her teddy bear.
 

Bibas

That's Illogical.
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SouthWolf, my point was, that...

YOU SHOULD POST IN ALREADY EXISTING THREAD,

to which i gave the link. It's really not smart to make a second thread about the same thing, you know ? You could use the "search button".
 

ChilianFuckFace

Banned - What an Asshat!
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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't believe he just said that!!