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Questions

evilghoul

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Well, here are some I was bored so I made up. No rep though, haven't worked up enough.

There is a guy named Jimmy.

Jimmy likes john kerry, but hates george w. bush
Jimmy likes apples, but hates Pears
Jimmy likes guitars, but hates the piano
Jimmy likes underwear, but hates boxers
Jimmy likes an atlas, but hates an encyclopedia
Jimmy likes rugby, but hates football
Jimmy likes _, but hates dogs

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Fill in the blank, and explain why.
 

magnolia

Postaholic
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bitches. It's the same yet differnt. Just like everything else. They are the similar types of things, but they aren't quite the same.

I win. What's my prize? :pray: oh please let it be a cookie. :p
 
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#4
cats...

because they're sort of opposites.

am i right? huh? i want my cookie.
 

betrayed

Banned - What an Asshat!
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And its not cats.. Well I don't know then..
 

betrayed

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#8
Lions..

and

Tigers..

And bears..
 

FUBAR

Jean Jacket Tough Guy
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evilghoul said:
LOL its really really really really simple.
yes i like how simple everything is too....WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER
 
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FUBAR said:
yes i like how simple everything is too....WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER
here's the way it goes... it actually really is simple, but it's just so much over our heads that when the answer is revealed, you think "D'oh... why didn't i think of that?"
 

Liquid-Zero

Assassain Wumpus Hunter
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evilghoul said:
Well, here are some I was bored so I made up. No rep though, haven't worked up enough.

There is a guy named Jimmy.

Jimmy likes john kerry, but hates george w. bush
Jimmy likes apples, but hates Pears
Jimmy likes gguitars, but hates the piano
Jimmy likes underwear, but hates boxers
Jimmy likes an atlas, but hates an encyclopedia
Jimmy likes rugby, but hates football
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Jimmy likes jaguars, but hates dogs

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Fill in the blank, and explain why.
There :bonk: ::fpalm::
 
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