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Chris

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I reallt don't wanna go through all those profiles just to find your fucking quotes, so post it here
 
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Chris

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Mine is: "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife..."
It's even better...
 
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Skorch

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My old one was "Evil, it pays the bills," but that was replaced by the current:
"Taking steroids is like pretending to be crippled in the special olympics" - Jimmy
 
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2BOrNot2B

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screw_you_jack said:
"never get in a fight with an ugly person.... because they have nothing to lose...." - unknown
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*harrharr*
what about this one:
"Two nuts on a wall - walnuts!"
 
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Skorch

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2BOrNot2B said:
*harrharr*
what about this one:
"Two nuts on a wall - walnuts!"
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That reminds me of a joke I heard a while back:
What dou you call two nuts on a wall?
Walnuts
What do you call two nuts on your chest?
Chestnuts
What do you call two nuts on your chin?
A blowjob
 
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Bigfoot

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Here is one for the ages "I was compleatly surrounded with one shot left and you know what i did... I DRANK IT!"
 
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Chris

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The wost one I've ever heard must be: "life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it!"
 
shep

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"he who goes to bed with itchie ass ,wakes up with stinkie finger"-confusious
 
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Captain 151

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other confucious moments:

"man who stand on toilet, high on pot"
"man who stick dick in jar of peanut butter, is fucking nuts."
 
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"man who finger woman on period get caught red handed" -jun hung loa
 
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