Quotes

badassmtbiker

Dolemite
1,102
2
202
"When I was a boy I thought and acted as a child. When I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot."

"Don't confuse me with the facts."

"When I got cut from the football team my mother said that Central High may have lost a running back, but the McNeil family had gained a daughter."

All by Bill McNeil (Phil Hartman) from NewsRadio. RIP Phil
 

screw_you_jack

Pig Tails and a Shotgun
348
0
0
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

"I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can
take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the
root, and still be afraid of a spider." - my good friend Da$uper$tar...... but who said it before her, no one knows...lol ;)
kidding girly, still love ya
 

kir-

Flame Bait
8
0
0
<Silent-> mine's longer!
<Silent-> the answer i mean...
<Sandler> mines cooler *1337*
<theGreenBunny> mine's bigger
<Sandler> mine's wider
<Silent-> mine's wider

(Lockdown) so basicly-we're fucked,but not ALL the way up the ass...
(Silent`-) dude, you gotta lay off the gay porn

<Sandler> i hate when i have pressure in my dick
<Punzz> .........
<Silent-> ....
<DeusEx2> .....
<DiSTuRbEdofX> I hate when you talk about it.

(22:45:24) (@X|sandler) i have a cool story
(22:45:34) (@X|sandler) when i was very young
(22:45:44) (@X|sandler) like 4 years old or 5 years old
(22:45:57) (@X|sandler) i was running like ann asshole in my room
(22:46:02) (@X|sandler) or was it the living room..
(22:46:05) (@X|sandler) anyway
(22:46:25) (@X|sandler) so suddenly a poo came out and fell in my pants
(22:46:34) (@X|sandler) so all the leg was dirty
(22:46:36) (@X|sandler) :[
(22:46:43) (@X|sandler) i was ****** LEG
(22:46:54) (@X|sandler) and it smelled like an ass
(22:46:57) (@X|sandler) :[
(22:47:05) (@X|sandler) then it fell on the floor
 

WhatIf

Give me your asparagus.
48
0
0
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
-George W Bush

"The rumour that computer games have an
adverse affect on children is just plain nuts.
If Pacman ever affected us as kids
we'd all be running around in a darkened room
munching strange pills and listening
to repetitive music."
-Kristian Wilson of Nintendo, Inc. in 1989

I know i know everyone has already heard these and they suck anyway. I don't care :mfinger: :mfinger:
 

get it together

Tenderony
155
0
0
good enough

"It doesn't think, it doesn't feel, it doesn't laugh or cry, all it does from dusk 'till dawn is make the soldiers die"