Other Randomness [2017-2021]

Scooter

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I can't believe everybody forgot that they are supposed to be 6 feet apart. Everybody forgot about social distancing and just started worrying about masks.
Can I cut off your feets? That would get me to 4.
 
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BudVugger

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Let me preface this by saying I am a disgusting human.

I piss in a bottle at work. I fill a half gallon container about 3/4 on an average day. Conservative estimate is 2 gallons of piss a week. I dump it in a small 1 foot by 2 foot patch of dirt every day. That is roughly 100 gallons a year. I deposit a hot tub's worth of piss every 4 years. Not gonna lie, thinking about it that way amuses me.
 
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Piro

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A poem i saw scribbled on the toilet wall in 'hotel's, fez morrocco, named owed to imodium :

Here i sit so heavy hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted.

Poignant words.
 
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Piro

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Let me preface this by saying I am a disgusting human.

I piss in a bottle at work. I fill a half gallon container about 3/4 on an average day. Conservative estimate is 2 gallons of piss a week. I dump it in a small 1 foot by 2 foot patch of dirt every day. That is roughly 100 gallons a year. I deposit a hot tub's worth of piss every 4 years. Not gonna lie, thinking about it that way amuses mget a compost pill. Make use of the ammonium grow a tomato or something.
Build a compost heap. Make the most of the ammonia. Grow a tomato or something.
 
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Scooter

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Today on the way to work, we had to stop at a railroad crossing for a train passing through. That was odd. You only see an occasional train and this wasn't an occasional train. The train was passing through when we got there. So we sat there and car after car after car ... loaded with coal went by. That was a long-ass train. We sat there at least 5 minutes.

And I wonder where did it come from? Where is it going? And why?
 
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BeautifulSniper

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A poem i saw scribbled on the toilet wall in 'hotel's, fez morrocco, named owed to imodium :

Here i sit so heavy hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted.

Poignant words.
I heard this all the time in school.

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