I can't believe everybody forgot that they are supposed to be 6 feet apart. Everybody forgot about social distancing and just started worrying about masks.
I used my 20-sided die to come up with those digits. (I ignored the leading 1 on rolls between 10 and 19 and the leading 2 on a roll of 20.)
Let me preface this by saying I am a disgusting human.
I piss in a bottle at work. I fill a half gallon container about 3/4 on an average day. Conservative estimate is 2 gallons of piss a week. I dump it in a small 1 foot by 2 foot patch of dirt every day. That is roughly 100 gallons a year. I deposit a hot tub's worth of piss every 4 years. Not gonna lie, thinking about it that way amuses me.
I piss in a bottle at work. I fill a half gallon container about 3/4 on an average day. Conservative estimate is 2 gallons of piss a week. I dump it in a small 1 foot by 2 foot patch of dirt every day. That is roughly 100 gallons a year. I deposit a hot tub's worth of piss every 4 years. Not gonna lie, thinking about it that way amuses me.
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Build a compost heap. Make the most of the ammonia. Grow a tomato or something.
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Today on the way to work, we had to stop at a railroad crossing for a train passing through. That was odd. You only see an occasional train and this wasn't an occasional train. The train was passing through when we got there. So we sat there and car after car after car ... loaded with coal went by. That was a long-ass train. We sat there at least 5 minutes.
And I wonder where did it come from? Where is it going? And why?
And I wonder where did it come from? Where is it going? And why?
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Being on LSD for 8 hours sounds like hell. I'd want to stop tripping after a short time.
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