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I just love to see some flaming here at wtf.com. Its one of my favorite things to do. So i want to see some good flaming, and not some pathetic attempt to flame. Im really bored, as you can see. Or read. Please, flame only if you are good at flaming. And i mean what i say when i say (or type) NO HALF-ASSED ATTEMPTS!!! 10th degree flamers are welcome here. Have fun! ;)
 

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what 10th degree, here for check in.
 

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You give people indian cock burns, then you proceed to bite off their tips and gargle the blood, smegma and semen. You mother loves getting fucked by twenty four inch long horse penises, and has the worlds biggest, nastiest, smelliest FUPA. You molest baby penguins and then proceed to make penguin porn, and post it on the internet for Linux users. You break into farm houses and fuck the pigs, cows, and horses, but not just any pigs, cows, and horses, you molest the ones with the smelliest ones around, with the dirtiest pussies imaginable.

I've lost my flaming touch...I used to be so good, you cock raping, ass-grabbing, anal taking shit of a human.

Just kidding around...I meant none of this. Salute to a fellow nerd ;).

I applaud you for attempting to bring dows M$'s evil empire. Good luck converting people to Linux.
 
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jstager said:
You give people indian cock burns, then you proceed to bite off their tips and gargle the blood, smegma and semen. You mother loves getting fucked by twenty four inch long horse penises, and has the worlds biggest, nastiest, smelliest FUPA. You molest baby penguins and then proceed to make penguin porn, and post it on the internet for Linux users. You break into farm houses and fuck the pigs, cows, and horses, but not just any pigs, cows, and horses, you molest the ones with the smelliest ones around, with the dirtiest pussies imaginable.

I've lost my flaming touch...I used to be so good, you cock raping, ass-grabbing, anal taking shit of a human.

Just kidding around...I meant none of this. Salute to a fellow nerd ;).

I applaud you for attempting to bring dows M$'s evil empire. Good luck converting people to Linux.
you don't have a 10th badge... what the fuck are you doing here?
 

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It's the fucking internet. I'll go wherever the fuck I please.

That's the beauty of it...if you don't like it, get off it, and go support bastard authority figures like the RIAA, and the Bush Administration.

When people say, "Why are you here?" on the GOD DAMNED Internet, it pisses me off. It's the Internet, thee most free, most elitest society on the planet.

You non-geeks just don't get it...
 
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jstager said:
It's the fucking internet. I'll go wherever the fuck I please.

That's the beauty of it...if you don't like it, get off it, and go support bastard authority figures like the RIAA, and the Bush Administration.

When people say, "Why are you here?" on the GOD DAMNED Internet, it pisses me off. It's the Internet, thee most free, most elitest society on the planet.

You non-geeks just don't get it...
hey... i'm not a geek... i'm a nerd. get it right.
 

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Unforgiven said:
hey... i'm not a geek... i'm a nerd. get it right.
LOL!! There's a difference. F-in newbies

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deus_ex_machina said:
I just love to see some flaming here at wtf.com. Its one of my favorite things to do. So i want to see some good flaming, and not some pathetic attempt to flame. Im really bored, as you can see. Or read. Please, flame only if you are good at flaming. And i mean what i say when i say (or type) NO HALF-ASSED ATTEMPTS!!! 10th degree flamers are welcome here. Have fun! ;)
These posts are just getting stupid. Can't you dipshits come up with anything to rant about? There are lots of things in the universe to be pissed about. Of course, you might not manage to breathe while trying to think of those.

I mean, asking to be flamed? Weak, weak, weak...

Are you so fucking bad off that you have to beg for someone to flame you? Does this get you off or something? Do you need a little abuse before you can get it up enough to toss off? Do you even know what a pussy looks like? If I showed you a chair, a vagina, and a mop, could you correctly distinguish between them?

Fucking bunch of mouth-breathers!
 
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ron said:
These posts are just getting stupid. Can't you dipshits come up with anything to rant about? There are lots of things in the universe to be pissed about. Of course, you might not manage to breathe while trying to think of those.

I mean, asking to be flamed? Weak, weak, weak...

Are you so fucking bad off that you have to beg for someone to flame you? Does this get you off or something? Do you need a little abuse before you can get it up enough to toss off? Do you even know what a pussy looks like? If I showed you a chair, a vagina, and a mop, could you correctly distinguish between them?

Fucking bunch of mouth-breathers!
umm this thread is old lol
 

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deus_ex_machina said:
umm this thread is old lol
Yes, but I've been gone. Besides, what has the age of a thread to do with anything? It's like studying history; you have to know where you've been to see where you're going.
 
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ron said:
Yes, but I've been gone. Besides, what has the age of a thread to do with anything? It's like studying history; you have to know where you've been to see where you're going.
yeah but i was a dumbass when i posted this
 

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deus_ex_machina said:
yeah but i was a dumbass when i posted this
That's ok. Consider it a delayed flaming. It's the same thing I would have posted a few weeks ago. Are you saying that you are no longer a dumbass? Just checking.
 
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ron said:
That's ok. Consider it a delayed flaming. It's the same thing I would have posted a few weeks ago. Are you saying that you are no longer a dumbass? Just checking.
well i have more knowledge of wtf.com then when i first posted that
 

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deus_ex_machina said:
well i have more knowledge of wtf.com then when i first posted that
Well, huzzah, huzzah! I'll bear that in mind the next time I read one of your posts.
 
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