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Real fist fights

sinew

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I just got into a scrap (fight) a couple days ago with some guys I dont even know. They whr fucking around and shit and long story short, I fought one, and then got beat up by his friends. I usually like fighting cause every fight gets your experience up and I will fight 2 against me (tho I will lose to tell the truth). But wen 3 guyz beat u up that aint fair. Now I got a headache and am in shit. Anyways, I was just wondering how many fights you guyz have gotten into (real fist fights) and what your most interesting one was like. (Mine was with a neo-nazi, but i'll tell that story another time :) )
 

morelos

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i would have been in one fist fight if the guy didn't shoot me first. i have studied pananandata, a filipino knife fighting art, and aikido. i'm VERY proficient in each, and would like to say i could probably win more one-on-one or two-on-me fights than i would lose (i have a good panic response i got from my dad), but i don't know because i got shot in the gut and lemme tell you, no fighter is going to win against 2 ounces of lead moving 400 feet per second.

~ dan ~
 

sinew

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Yah man, sorry to hear that. Fighting is alrite, but bringing a gun and using it is pure cowardly.
 

morelos

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i don't really agree. i think fighting is a good way we can remind ourselves we haven't changed much in 10,000 years. it's like reducing yourself to prehistoric cave men and shit. i used to want to be a badass, and that's why i learned to fight. when i gave it up at age 16, and re-took pananandata up at 20 i was way more mentally mature and better able to understand it. i'd be a better fighter now than ever before, and ironically, i would try harder than ever to NOT resort to fighting.

hah, ironically, i own three guns myself. i guess after you take a bullet you don't want to be so full of fear the next time you see a gun. i grew up in a "no guns ever" house hold and i couldn't disagree more now; until nobody who shouldn't have guns has them, i will have mine. now, i'm not afraid when i SEE a gun in person; just afraid of the idiot whose hand holds it. so there's no fear of the unknown.

~ dan ~
 

Bullshyt

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Yeah. same here I used to be a bad little kid getting into fights(or at least wanting to all the time), but since then, I haven't even been in a scrap in about 5 years.
 

sinew

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Though I know violence shouldnt solve anything, yet if im out with my girlfriend, and some guyz buggin us, I gotta be able to kick his ass, or else i'll be left embarassed with my gf thinkin im a weak ass fag. Thats why its important for me to get some experience fighting.
 

Bullshyt

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Uh no, if you're girlfriend thinks that then she shouldn't be your girlfriend. There many assholes out there who are dangerous, I wouldn't put myself or my girl in harm just because I would want to fight someone.
 

morelos

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bullshyt - thank you so much. this really really motivates me to flame, but i mean god..

if your gf requires that you be particularly 'tougher' than someone else, send her back to the fucking ghetto and get your hands on a decent girl.

if it's your own insecurity, get over it.

guess what: there will always be someone tougher, smarter, quicker, prettier, etc, than you. what if you meet the guy who's tougher than you?

there's NO real reason in a civilized world that you should be able to "beat someone else up."

and exactly what bullshyt said: if someone wants to beat you up, odds are he'll rape your girlfriend too. find a better motivator if "keeping my girlfriend impressed" is your motivator.
 

Cutter

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call me a little bitch but i always made freinds with the biggest guys at my school so i useally dont get fucked with. but i always carry two knives 1switchblade and 1 pen knife throwing style.
 

Skorch

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Ever since high school I've always been one of the biggest or toughest guys in my school, so probably because of that (and my non-violent nature of course) I haven't been in a real fight since junior high. The last fight I can remember having was three on one (I got into a scrap with a punk and his two brothers jumped in) but even then at that age no fight is too serious. It basically ended when someone finally showed up with a soccer ball. I've come close to laying a couple people out since then, but thankfully it never came to that.
 

morelos

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now see, i'm the exact opposite. i'm 5'8" and since most people are taller than me they refuse to feel intimidated by me. so, where i can, i carry a 9000S type F (uh..
the black one); and where that's not legal i carry either a cold steel 34XLT 5" folding tanto or (more frequently) a 4" spyderco cpm-s30V clip point folder. since i know how to fight with a knife i'm quite confident in it.

BUT, that having been said, a guy with like three teeth left once said to me, "never bring anything into a fight you wouldn't be comfortable having shoved up your ass."

and this one is mine: "you don't win fights by fighting."

~ dan ~
 

_Kitana_

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FUCKING BS

There one thing about fighting you always remember

there is no such thing as a fair fight, you either fight to win or you fight to lose.
 

morelos

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nah. work it in words first, and circumvent the fighting entirely.

honestly, everyone loses in a fight. and society as a whole is brought down.
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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#15
Though I know violence shouldnt solve anything, yet if im out with my girlfriend, and some guyz buggin us, I gotta be able to kick his ass, or else i'll be left embarassed with my gf thinkin im a weak ass fag. Thats why its important for me to get some experience fighting
girls usually dont like you getting in a fight to be honest and ur gf shouldnt think that coz if she duz she shouldnt be ur gf like said abouve by bullshyt but the last fight i was in i kicked his ass to be honsest. i was the little bitch that everyone teased 1 kid wouldnt stop givin me shit so i turned around and left hooked him in the ribs and cracked him in the back of the head. he was alot taller than me to and im pretty tall. lets just say i was alot more liked from then on. :cool:
 

otepsoul

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ive only been in about 5 fights and my fav was it wasnt going to be 1 on 1 it was a brawl. so it was 6 on 6 god i loved that fight.
 

Bullshyt

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#17
It seems like nowadays, more women have been getting into fights than men have.