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Rednecks and football games

Icarus

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The two are a bad combination.

I was at one of my highschool's football games last night, and we were getting devestated. No surprise there. It was cold as hell. No surprise there, either.

So, what was the surprising part?



Somebody who looked like this guy (only bald, younger, and completely covered in zits) decided to be a prick.

He threw a pizza crust at us. We turned around, and my friend Alec (who is pretty big and intimidating) said "Who thew that?" This guy pipes up and says "Me! Stop acting like faggots!" I yelled back "Seriously, why would you throw a pizza crust?" He made a face, and then (sticking with the theme), says "Because you guys are acting like faggots! What are you gonna do about it?" I yelled "If you throw whole slices, we'll eat them." He then sits down.

Was the fun over? Oh, no.

A bit later, he yells, "Sit down, (you guessed it) faggots!" Mind you, we hadn't stood up. We raised our arms for a fumble that we took from the other school.

I yelled "I usually don't listen to overgrown rednecks with a 21st chromosome, so fucking shut up."

Mind you, we're both from the same school, both rooting for the same team, and nobody is acting like a "faggot".

He apparently doesn't get it, so he yells "Faggot," and throws another pizza crust. At this point, he seems to be flexing his extremely thick neck, which seems to have a ton of veins sticking out of it.

After the third quarter, we were down by 40 points, so we left. But still, there was more enjoyment to be had.

He follows us into the parking lot, so we turn around and confront him. It's 7 of us and one of him, and he has three buddies following him further back and snickering.

He says "Faggots" under his breath. We stand there. He stands there. We dont' want a fight, and he doesn't want to get his ass beaten by 7 "faggots", so he says "Faggots!" as he turns and walks back into the stadium.

We laugh. A night well spent.
 

shep

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Fuck,now why doesn't this type a shit happen to me?Im not lucky enough and i would of jambed that pizza down his throat. :thumbsup:
 

Icarus

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If we wanted to, I have no doubt we could have stuck his face in the mud (together).

But we didn't want to.
 

Icarus

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Because I know he's a dickhead and don't feel the need to show my physical dominance over him?
 
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ok but still thats why you should always take one of these :sword: to every football game
 

Icarus

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I live in a nice area. When I lived in L.A., I'd carry one, but not in the suburbs.

Oh well, it was funny when it happened.
 

tzedek

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I dont know if anyone knows what john deere is, well it is a company that makes tractors and shit like that. people at my school have john deere merchandise like hats, sweatshirts, stuff like that.

http://www.deere.com/
 

shep

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tzedek said:
I dont know if anyone knows what john deere is, well it is a company that makes tractors and shit like that. people at my school have john deere merchandise like hats, sweatshirts, stuff like that.

http://www.deere.com/

Hey man you trying to sell us stuff?Yes,I would say a majority of us know what John deer is.
 

Smoke

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I would of threw that pizza crust back at that mutha fucker, if he threw it down, go over to him, shove it down his throat, and push him off the bleechers. :thumbsup:
 

TwisT

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notice the Pabst Blue Ribbon, The cheapest shit you can buy
 

TwisT

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Mr. Joshua said:
Im more of a Milwaukee's best man...THE BEAST RULES
No your more of the white can with the blue horizontal lines that says BEER
 
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Actually...no I think I'm what i said i was...not what you said you said I was.
 

fuck_you

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lmao funny story when you said"if you throw full slices well eat them" man that funny. heh
 

Icarus

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smoke-it said:
I would of threw that pizza crust back at that mutha fucker, if he threw it down, go over to him, shove it down his throat, and push him off the bleechers. :thumbsup:
He was like three of me.

There were pizza boxes all over the ground. I put a lot of consideration into throwing an entire box at him like a frisbee.

Decided against it.

Tzedek, John Deere stuff is pretty popular right now.