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Retarded Friends

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Ok guys, I'm gonna have to ask me to bare with you, this is a long story.

Last night, I arrived at my friends house, and we all camped out in his MASSIVE field around a campfire, with our car's backs pointed towards the fire. After doing a few TP's(toilet papering runs for the socially unactive)we went and bought more TP along with some plastic swords, why? I don't remember. But anywho after passing out in the back of my friends ford explorer I woke up to this scene:

My friend's MOM's Ford Explorer was being attacked by my friends with a burning plastic sword, which was dripping burning plastic all over the paint, the windshield, and anything else imaginable. One of the windows had a hershey bar slapped to it, with chocolate running all the way down the car. Someone pissed on the back bumper(which is where I had to get out of the car from) and then poured soda all over the sides of the car.:flamed: I have never seen a rather mild-manered optimistic child become so angry in my entire life. He jumped out of the one of the seats in which he passed out, put the car in reverse(nearly running over one of the other kids) and then jammed it in 1st and sped off, with me in the back half-awake and just realizing that I am moving at about 60-ish miles per hour.

Out of retaliation, my friend and I go to Food Lion and buy eggs, and egg all of the other kids at the party.
 

Invader

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What were you drinking? Absinthe? :eek: Sounds like you had a fun time, lol. :rolleyes:
 
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HELL YEAH! Consider the fact that revenge was yours, and it was far sweeter than that hershey bar that most likely flew off during the rampage. Good times with bored kids.
 

void

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chocolate bars and soda.. sounds like a bunch of fat kids sugar rushing and trying to 'punk' each other in mommy's cars..
hope you took condoms.
 

Jugular

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angrywelshman said:
Ok guys, I'm gonna have to ask me to bare with you, this is a long story.

Last night, I arrived at my friends house, and we all camped out in his MASSIVE field around a campfire, with our car's backs pointed towards the fire. After doing a few TP's(toilet papering runs for the socially unactive)we went and bought more TP along with some plastic swords, why? I don't remember. But anywho after passing out in the back of my friends ford explorer I woke up to this scene:

My friend's MOM's Ford Explorer was being attacked by my friends with a burning plastic sword, which was dripping burning plastic all over the paint, the windshield, and anything else imaginable. One of the windows had a hershey bar slapped to it, with chocolate running all the way down the car. Someone pissed on the back bumper(which is where I had to get out of the car from) and then poured soda all over the sides of the car.:flamed: I have never seen a rather mild-manered optimistic child become so angry in my entire life. He jumped out of the one of the seats in which he passed out, put the car in reverse(nearly running over one of the other kids) and then jammed it in 1st and sped off, with me in the back half-awake and just realizing that I am moving at about 60-ish miles per hour.

Out of retaliation, my friend and I go to Food Lion and buy eggs, and egg all of the other kids at the party.
Ahh..the simple life.
 
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Very funny Void, but personally i wish ashton kutcher a slow and painful death. And for future reference, I'm 5' 11'' and weigh 140, so no, I'm not fat. Anywho no, we weren't on any drugs what so ever. I just happen to have a couple of idiots as friends.:D