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Revenge tactics, anybody?

sugarsickness

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Hokay, so. There's this girl that I hate, right? She was totally bitchxcore to me this year, so I've decided, "hey, it's the end of the year, three days left of school, I could have some fun with this."
I've devised some evil plots this weekend... Like this one...Since she's scared of using tampons, I was considering buying a box of them, tying them together in a huge string of tampons... tying them to the end of her car, and shoving the rest under it, so that when she pulls out and drives away, she'd have a tampon trail on the way home... and then maybe i could stick some super absorbancy huge-ass pads on the side of her car...
I need some more fun ideas...anybody willing to share?
 

CatchTheWind

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Condoms. Hand lotion mixed with water. Her car. You can figure it out from there.
 
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no, tie the tampons and stick them in the tailpipe of her car. I don't think it works, but it's damn funny. thank you beverly hills cop...:thumbsup:
 
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Make sure you put red marker all over the tampons. Works like a fucking miracle. My friend took a random tissue, covered it with red marker, and left it in the health class desk.

They not only DESTROYED the desk, but the guy would have been exspelled. Luckily, nobody ever said it was him, nor was there any indication that it was him.

The more you leave to the imagination, the more safety measures and fear you create :cool:
 

bnccoder

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On a hot day put bologna on her car. It eats off the paint, stink bombs broken in a purse tend to stay for a long time, food coloring in water guns put a little sugar in too, frozen paintballs, eggs, or you could always sleep with her boyfriend.
 

bombchu

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Or ketchup on the pad.
That works too.

Go bleach her lawn.
Key her car.
TP her house.
Shit on her porch.
But a live mouse and put it in her pants.
Put a raw egg on her seat before she sits down.
Pop a fartbomb in her back or locker.
Pants the bitch.
Trip her when she's walking down the stairs.
Splice her face onto porn and send it to every college she applied to.
Bitchslap her.
... in class.
Buy a dildo and superglue it to her locker. Or her face.
Get some random person she doesn't know to kick her ass.
Tell her she's fat.
... and ugly.
And get guys to agree.
Pay a bum to ask her how much she charges per hour.
Pay a bum to kill her.
Get black spray paint and color her.
... and light her on fire.
Baptise her when she's taking a shit.
... with tabasco sauce.
Give her a wedgie.
5 of them.

Bah, point is...
That tampon thing is really lame.
 
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bombchu said:
Bah, point is...
That tampon thing is really lame.
You realize she made a topic on procrastinating, right? My guess is that she's aiming for a low work way to freak someone out.
 

hedgehog4572068

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easy, stick some glue in her shoes before she puts them on in the locker room, the glue will dry and her sock will get stuck, or, put clam chowder in her backpack... get a fake severed hand and wedge it somewhere like with the finger stuck in the car door... i like the idea of gluing a dildo to her locker though, that would be so funny, or, put a dildo in her backpack, where everyone can see it!!
 

bombchu

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Her face. Glue it to the bitches face.
Make sure you get the eyebrows.

 

sugarsickness

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Haha...wow, balogna does that? That's insane. I might just have to try that.
Hopefully she doesn't park in the senior parking lot again, especially since we're not supposed to do that. But hmm... Everybody has a bajillion great ideas. If I had the money, I'd totally do the dildo thing. *hyper* I need to buy things!
 

Descent

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Magic Hobo said:
Make sure you put red marker all over the tampons. Works like a fucking miracle. My friend took a random tissue, covered it with red marker, and left it in the health class desk.

They not only DESTROYED the desk, but the guy would have been exspelled. Luckily, nobody ever said it was him, nor was there any indication that it was him.

The more you leave to the imagination, the more safety measures and fear you create :cool:
I personally think Stage Blood works better.
 

Darklight

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can of shaving cream... an m-80, and the interior of her car...or desk drawer, locker, purse, its limitless...
 

RageAgainst

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Call her (from a payphone) and make weird noises (or don't say anything)

Do it every fucking day.

She'll think she has a stalker, and freak out.

A friend did this to me for like a week, and I was not really scared but a bit freaked out. It should have a bigger effect on a girl though.
 

Nailbomb

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Wow. You guys suck at revenge. Get creative!

Here goes:

Got her mailing address? Get an airtight tupperware jar. Find some roadkill, and shovel it into the container and close it. Leave it in there for a week. UPS it to her afterward. Alternately, you could go the cheap way and mail her a smashed turd wrapped inside a paper.

RageAgainst's phone idea would work better if you did it for a week straight, then stopped for a week, and resumed again the week later.

Can you get your hands on some really disgusting pornography magazines? Make labels with her name and address on them, then mail them to her.

Call your city's V.D. hotline (from a payphone, of course) and say you found that you caught syphilis before you had sex with her. Explain that you're too ashamed to contact the victim yourself, but you think someone should tell her she's infected.
 

sugarsickness

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Nailbomb said:
Wow. You guys suck at revenge. Get creative!

Here goes:

Got her mailing address? Get an airtight tupperware jar. Find some roadkill, and shovel it into the container and close it. Leave it in there for a week. UPS it to her afterward. Alternately, you could go the cheap way and mail her a smashed turd wrapped inside a paper.

RageAgainst's phone idea would work better if you did it for a week straight, then stopped for a week, and resumed again the week later.

Can you get your hands on some really disgusting pornography magazines? Make labels with her name and address on them, then mail them to her.

Call your city's V.D. hotline (from a payphone, of course) and say you found that you caught syphilis before you had sex with her. Explain that you're too ashamed to contact the victim yourself, but you think someone should tell her she's infected.

Hahaha Awesome. Your ideas are great! *evil laughter*
 

Ctoit

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if you know who any of her recent b-friends were.........send her a letter from the local health department disclosing that one of her partners had tested positive for *fill in the blank* and that it would be advisable for her to come in for immediate testing........That might freak her out and you can just sit back and watch... :cool:
 

toti

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rite im too old to go egging on holoween but anyway this is a cheap way apart from good old fasion egging. its hard to clean when dry :) get them little see through bags fill them with flour and water. when you are ready to throw it untie the bag, when it hits the flour and water will come out (aboviously) and dries very hard its amazing for glass concervatories :) :thumbsup:
 

har-har-har

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go with the frozen paintballs if you have a poainmtball gun (i forget who posted the frozen paint thing) ok paintballs hurt when they're unfrozen going 300feet per second, they would hurt alot more when they're going 300fps frozen, maybne shatter some of her windows with it?
 
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bombchu said:
Key her car.
TP her house.
Keying someone's car is so low and very costly. It becomes especially pointless when she doesn't know who or why. Don't do this.

When a person is in highschool, they generally live with their parents. TPing a person's house generally means their parents clean it up and again, is pointless if she doesn't know who or why.

bnccoder said:
On a hot day put bologna on her car. It eats off the paint.
Don't do this for the same reasons as above

toti said:
rite im too old to go egging on holoween but anyway this is a cheap way apart from good old fasion egging. its hard to clean when dry :) get them little see through bags fill them with flour and water. when you are ready to throw it untie the bag, when it hits the flour and water will come out (aboviously) and dries very hard its amazing for glass concervatories :) :thumbsup:
Egging a car is probably one of the better ideas if you're trying to piss her off. It's time consuming to clean up, but leaves no permanent damage. Again, the best way is if she knows who did it and why. Without this info it could be random for all she knows.