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Riddle me this...

Hells_angel

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Ok. Does anyone know the answer to these riddles??

What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?

Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.

Whoever can answer these right I will give them a cookie!!!
 

Hells_angel

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Ok. What about these two??

What force and strength cannot get through
I with a gental touch can do,
And many in the street would stand
Were I not a friend at hand.

Round like an apple, deep like a cup,
Yet all the king's horses can't pull it up.

This time I will give you a big kiss!
 

skylinec

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Hells_angel said:
Round like an apple, deep like a cup,
Yet all the king's horses can't pull it up.!
Humpty dumpty?
 

Hells_angel

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Well what about these???

Old Mother Twitchet had one eye,
And a long tail that she let fly,
And every time she went through a gap,
She left a bit of her tail in the trap.

Long legs, brandy thighs,
A little head, and no eyes.
 
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a sowing needle, and I'm not real sure about the secound one.

Thanx for the cookie angel.
 

Hells_angel

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Your welcome sweety. I will give you a hint on the second one. It is a pair of something. The word starts with a T
 

Hells_angel

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Hells_angel said:
Your welcome sweety. I will give you a hint on the second one. It is a pair of something. The word starts with a T
Ok the answer is A pair of tongs
 

Hells_angel

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Ok I have a couple more.

In marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple dews apear.
No doors are there to this stronghold-
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.

Black we are, and much admired,
Men seek for us if they're tired.
We tir the horse, but comfort man,
Tell me this riddle if you can.

Ok these should be a little harder than the others.
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Hells_angel said:
Ok I have a couple more.

In marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple dews apear.
No doors are there to this stronghold-
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.

Black we are, and much admired,
Men seek for us if they're tired.
We tir the horse, but comfort man,
Tell me this riddle if you can.

Ok these should be a little harder than the others.

An egg

Coal
 
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How in the world do you people figure out these riddles? I guess I'm just an idiot. :(
 

megalania

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Hells_angel said:
Ok. Does anyone know the answer to these riddles??

What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?
Man. Oedipius used that the beat the sphinx

Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
A shadow?

Fuck Im such a loser ;(