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Icarus

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I was on the phone until like 3:30-4:00AM last night with my girl (a normal occurrence). I said goodnight and fell asleep almost immediately.

At 4:30AM, I awake to... "Rrrriiiiiing! Rrrrrriiiiiiiiing!"

I pick up my cell phone... it's some crazy girl in tears, bitching about something I didn't care about. Apparently my shoulder is optimal for crying upon.

So I deal with that, it's like 5:15AM. I go to sleep really fast again...

"Rrrrring! Rrrriiiiiing!" It's 5:30AM. The perfect time for somebody else to call me. I didn't answer. Went back to sleep.

6:30AM, and you guessed it... my cell phone's ringing! It's my girl... not crying but upset about something or other. I do my best to reassure her when I'm half-dead and she mentions having a headache. I say "Take some Advil and go to sleep, you'll feel better". We say our goodbyes and she goes to sleep. So do I. It's about 7:30AM now.

So, at 9:00AM... my dog starts to bark. Shit. Shit shit shit. I go downstairs and yell at my sister for not letting him in when he's barking. I yell at the dog for barking. Then I sit down and eat Cheeto's for breakfast. I go online and work on my online math course, get bored, and log on to WTF.com.

The start to a great day :rolleyes:
 

meh_it_all

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Well, hello mr. popular. Pft. I wish people would ring me more often, I don't even know why I have a mobile, ROFL.
Anywho, I'm sorry to hear that Icky, it must suck, maybe try and go back to sleep?
 

Icarus

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Dog's still barking. Birds are chirping. And I'm up now :rolleyes:

It's not that everybody calls me all the time, it's just apparently all my friends are nocturnal.
 

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Icarus said:
Dog's still barking. Birds are chirping. And I'm up now :rolleyes:

It's not that everybody calls me all the time, it's just apparently all my friends are nocturnal.
Goddamn, I hate when that happens, You're up now and you can't get back to fucking sleep. Why can't your fucking body just work like it's meant to, I've closed my eyes and I'm in bed, SLEEP!
 

Icarus

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I Hate The FCC said:
Turn the cell phone off. :thumbsup:
My sister wasn't home. It's a house rule, if somebody's not home everybody keeps their cell phones on in case of an emergency. It's come in handy before so I don't break that rule.