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ripped off my own TOENAIL!!!

Billybob

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okay, here's my story, yesterday I had nothing to do, so I started to pick at my right pinky toenail. after a while I got it loose, and it hurt like a bitch! so I kept pulling, and whaddya you know, i ripped off my own toenail! Has anyone else done something like this? I'll post pics tommrow.
 
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DIZNUTS

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billybob13 said:
okay, here's my story, yesterday I had nothing to do, so I started to pick at my right pinky toenail. after a while I got it loose, and it hurt like a bitch! so I kept pulling, and whaddya you know, i ripped off my own toenail! Has anyone else done something like this? I'll post pics tommrow.
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i did that once when i was running and i tripped over something sticking out of the ground and the pinky toe nail went backwards into my skin so i had to pull it out.....sorry dont have any pics of that...happened when i was like 12.......but please do post ur pics :thumbsup:
 
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DIZNUTS said:
i did that once when i was running and i tripped over something sticking out of the ground and the pinky toe nail went backwards into my skin so i had to pull it out.....sorry dont have any pics of that...happened when i was like 12.......but please do post ur pics :thumbsup:
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yeah, but i didn't have anything to "start it off" i almost had to get some pliers to start yanking. pics will be here in a minute.
 
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the pics aer here! the pics are here!



afetr only 3 days, my toe has started to grow back. I don't know it i will take that off yet, though
 
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You have disgusting feet.
 
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Anon said:
You have disgusting feet.
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man stop lying you know they are delicious...you want a :lick: dont you?
 
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wow that took me by surprise, just like the pics on snopes.com
 
Billybob

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what is that strange and odd looking contraption you got there?
 
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Lost86

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It's apparent you don't know what they are... or how to use them.
 
Billybob

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like i said before... I DID THIS WHEN I WAS BORED!!!11!one!!1 i didn't do it because i didn't have clippers!
 
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billybob13 said:
like i said before... I DID THIS WHEN I WAS BORED!!!11!one!!1 i didn't do it because i didn't have clippers!
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im scared what would happen if you were left with a hamster.....a bottle of vasaline.....tweezers......a hair trimmer.....18inch dildo and a blender.......
 
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Lost86

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billybob13 said:
like i said before... I DID THIS WHEN I WAS BORED!!!11!one!!1 i didn't do it because i didn't have clippers!
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I wasn't implying you did it because you didn't have nail clippers. I'm saying you need to use them.
 
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Zoso said:
u forgot the goat and the chandelier...
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no i didnt.....the chandelier went on Ebay and the goat stays with me :cool:
 
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teh anarchist

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My friend has 4 .. and the one in the middle is bigger than his thumb toe .. I'll get a pic if I can.
 
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