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Crocto

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so did she like pull his pants down and switch seats with him? or was he actually driving? this story makes little sense. althought it is quite funny.
 

gumercules

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i think they tried to accuse her of driving and therefore being responsible for his death. her proof that she wasn't driving was that she was performing oral sex. rolling my eyes here.
 
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that bitch is dumb

id have to go with the fact that he was mooning the car that he was dragracing,,,,that would be a better story to go with!!!!! :p :p
 

Crocto

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the mooning idea is actually funnier and more beliveable.
 

toker

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you can not die happy you die in pain which leads to sad ness leading to anger then back to sadness in a reoccuring cycle untill your nerves stop working ending all thought till you get to your after life
 

Crocto

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i'm sure i'm stealing a bart simpson quote but "at least he took a lot of innocent people with him".

besides i could imagine worse ways to go.
 
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toker said:
you can not die happy you die in pain which leads to sad ness leading to anger then back to sadness in a reoccuring cycle untill your nerves stop working ending all thought till you get to your after life
i think that u might have some probloms in the head and need to seek help!!!!!

if u think that u have lived ur live to the fullest then it is posible to die happy!!!
 

buck~fush

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Omfg! Lmao!

LMFAO! OMG, that's hilarious. Gotta do whatcha gotta do when it comes to protecting urself lol.
 
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tinytim_one said:
i think that u might have some probloms in the head and need to seek help!!!!!

if u think that u have lived ur live to the fullest then it is posible to die happy!!!
or if you die in your sleep... or if you die having sex... or if you die driving... or if you fall asleep at the wheel while having sex :p