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Robbery goes "NUDE"!?!?!?

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davesdaily.com said:
Bumbling Burglar Disrobes During Crime

Feb 27, 2005 11:17 pm US/Mountain

A South Jordan burglary may make the list of Utah's dumbest robberies.

A robbery suspect was in the process of rummaging through a house at 9600 South, 4700 West when the residents returned.

In a rush to escape, the suspect left his wallet and identification at the scene of the crime.

“He was attempting to make access via the internet, some pornography sites and also attempting to dial some 1-900 sexual service numbers. All evidence indicates he disrobed while he was there and that he donned some women’s clothing while he was on the property,” said Sgt. Dan Starks of the South Jordan Police Department.

Police arrested the 18-year old suspect at his home where they found the stolen items from the robbed home.
That's just fucking weird.

Why, would a person do such a sick, strange act? :question:
 

TwisT

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Taylor_Blade said:
That's just fucking weird.

Why, would a person do such a sick, strange act? :question:
Maybe he a fucked up MORMON??
 

LiberatioN

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They just built a mormon temple right across the street from me. ill take pictures and post them. it's really quite funny looking. there's this trophy or something on top of it.
 

TwisT

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LiberatioN said:
They just built a mormon temple right across the street from me. ill take pictures and post them. it's really quite funny looking. there's this trophy or something on top of it.
I love it when the believers throw good money away!
 

bnccoder

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It's sad what the vandals now days are doing to have fun. What ever happened to getting piss drunk and wondering around walmart at 3am acting like a crazy person. That is really pathetic breaking into someone's house, only to pay for porn websites with his own money. Education does need reform if that is the "smart criminal" that they turn out. If nothing else he needs a role model and chances are some soap on a rope.
 

dustinzgirl

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At least, when my kids turn into criminals, they will be damn good ones. Because if they ever do anything like this fucker, they will be begging to stay in jail.

How the fuck do you drop your wallet? and why pay for porn with your ownmoney? dude, did he need to wank it off that bad?

WTF?
 
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Fuckin Idiot! how the HELL do you fuck up on a crime that bad.Went to some1 elses house to pay for porn with his own money.Sad bastard.