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Roommate's BF pissed on my toliet.

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Stupid wanker.

He freakin' pissed on my god damn toliet seat after I spent all Sunday cleaning the damn dorm.

I wanted to make him lick it off.
 

Captain 151

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hahahahaha. at least he didnt piss your bed huh? Not that thats happened to me before or anything...
 

Jung

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Why don't you use some ninja skills to fuck him up?
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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My roomies GF left a dirty razor in the shower. :thumbsdn:
And left tampons in our bathroom, under the sink. :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn:
 

breakology

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you could get even by fucking him and telling your roommate. Then he would'nt be hanging around as much anymore.