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S.C.U.M. Presents: 5, 7, 5

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Icarus

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5, 7, 5.

That's the pattern for a haiku, an ancient form of poetry.

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

And check it out... you've written a haiku!

So, write a haiku about a certain member that bugs you, happenings around WTF.com, whatever you like.

:)

The sun rises now,
MaxPower awakens too,
Morning wood is here.
 
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The forums, they weeped
And we all cried out in pain
Toti's here again

Yeah........I suck at haiku
 

Brain Spout

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Icarus said:
5, 7, 5.

That's the pattern for a haiku, an ancient form of poetry.

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

And check it out... you've written a haiku!

So, write a haiku about a certain member that bugs you, happenings around WTF.com, whatever you like.

:)

The sun rises now,
MaxPower awakens too,
Morning wood is here.

POETRY LESSON!!!!!!
haiku's don't need to have the structure 5, 7, 5. in actual poetry they don't have that structure. the 5, 7, 5 rule was made up by school teachers so that teaching poetry and haikus was a lot easier.
 

Icarus

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:rofl:

Zoloftcasserole,
Takes up an entire line. Damn.
That's a long name. Damn.
 

Icarus

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WizardlyFriend said:
POETRY LESSON!!!!!!
haiku's don't need to have the structure 5, 7, 5. in actual poetry they don't have that structure. the 5, 7, 5 rule was made up by school teachers so that teaching poetry and haikus was a lot easier.
Shout the folk up and haiku! :)

:thumbsup: I learned something new today.
 

Slacker

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For one thing haiku is japanese and they made that up. They usely have an picture but it doesn't tell the whole poem it.



People are asshats,
Because they bitch about you,
When you're are posting!
 

Brazen

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Linksy said:
For one thing haiku is japanese and they made that up. They usely have an picture but it doesn't tell the whole poem it.



People are asshats,
Because they bitch about you,
When you're are posting!
More than 5!!!

I like cheese and Chips,
You should like cheese and chips to,
so lets eat it up!!
 

Icarus

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Don't turn this into a shit-picking festival of people being petty. Post haiku's.

Bad news travels fast,
I really am sorry, sir
I fucked your sister.
 

gehtfuct

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Fuck me? Well fuck you!
Fuck your mom and dad too.
What's this?-suck my dick.



Pffft.
 

Slacker

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People screaming loud,
Wanting somebody to help,
Nobody helps them.
 

Icarus

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Burnt pride is crazy, huh?
Bukake. Get a towel.
Clean yourself up, huh?
 

Slacker

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Gotta blow this town,
That copper had it comin'
They'll never catch me.
 

Icarus

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Linsky sucks at shouts,
Privelidge, not a right, freak.
Get me a bagel.
 
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the cat in the hat
masturbates with my friend jack
oh what a pussy.......
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Splendiferiousness
Causes insane jumps
here between the sheets.
 

Icarus

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Quiet, I'm asleep.
Mo-fo, did I stutter? No.
Quiet, I'll cut you.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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five syllables here
seven syllables go here
this is a hiaku
 

Icarus

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Mayonaise, I cry.
When I can, you know I wiil.
It's so soft, so soft.
 

RageAgainst

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What the fucking fucku
What kind of fucking lameru
Writes fucking haiku?

It rhymes.
 

Icarus

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:rofl:

Haiku's don't have to rhyme, but yours is special.
 
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