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S.C.U.M. Presents: A Nerd's Wish List

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Captain 151

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Original thread here: http://www.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=8148

Descent said:
It's a fucking doozy.


1. A big ass fucking TV
2. ATi Radeon X800 Pro AIW Video card
3. Athlon Mobile XP 3000+
4. Dreamcast A/V cables
5. DirecTV PVR
6. Mini-Fridge
7. Diet Soda
8. A portable urinal (The ones they showed on Unscrewed, that turn your piss into gelatin)
9. German version of FreeSpace 1 (Conflict: FreeSpace):
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11047&item=8179303662&rd=1
10. LIMITED EDITION Interplay 20th Anniversary 2000 Copy Pressing of FreeSpace 2 - Released 02/04:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62053&item=8178521103&rd=1
11. A subscription to Street Meat Asia
12. A lifetime subscription to OffTopic
13. Random porno DVD's

My goal is to never leave my room again, except to take walks.
I numbered your choices to make my flaming you easier.

1. and 6. These are fine.
2. and 3. These are fine, if youre a fucking nerd.
4. Nobody plays dreamcast. Way to buy the wrong system.
5. Stop with the unecessary abbreviations, I don't knwo what PVR is.
7. What are you and old lady? Stop with the diet shit.
8. You must have thought of this on crack. If not, you need to get on crack.
9. Shut up you stupid Nazi, nobody wants a German version of anything.
10. Yeah! I'm gonna buy freespace 1, and THEN im gonna get freespace 2!! I rock!!
11. What the fuck is that. I'm going to guess its more of your nerd porn.
12. More nerd porn? Gay porn? Pages that feature penises? That's right up your alley, isnt it?
13. I can always send you the pornos I make up here at school, but it might make you cry and make you realize how truly lonely you actually are.

Sincerely,
tbsrk
 
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Descent

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:rolleyes: You just branded yourself a dumbass.

No one can buy that much shit with a summer job.

I was serious about the games, that's it. Maybe the urinals, I want to check out the future of pissing.

If you would read my posts, I'M DONE UPGRADING. I just have to buy a replacement video card, because mine took a shit on me. Anything below 640x480 won't run.

I'll fence this card for heroin. Then sell the heroin, and buy the new card.
 

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okay im basing my flames all around tbrsk's he did all the work for me, thankyou. decsent your a fucking nerd
 

Captain 151

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Descent said:
:rolleyes: You just branded yourself a dumbass.

No one can buy that much shit with a summer job.

I was serious about the games, that's it. Maybe the urinals, I want to check out the future of pissing.

If you would read my posts, I'M DONE UPGRADING. I just have to buy a replacement video card, because mine took a shit on me. Anything below 640x480 won't run.

I'll fence this card for heroin. Then sell the heroin, and buy the new card.
cry and neg rep me for it, you little fuckin bitch. Can't take a little shit from lil old me? I don't give a shit if you have a summer job or not. Your list sucked, bottom line. Stop being such a whiny little fag.
 

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cry and neg rep me for it, you little fuckin bitch. Can't take a little shit from lil old me? I don't give a shit if you have a summer job or not. Your list sucked, bottom line. Stop being such a whiny little fag.
WOW. Now THAT's orginal.

Now you're complaining about bad rep.

Oh, the ironing.
 

Captain 151

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Not complaining. Just pointing out the fact that you got pissed off about a silly little B+T thread. You think I actually care about anything you posted? I'm just trying to have a little fun, and poke fun at some poeple in the process. I couldn't care less if you buy your stupid Mongolian porn or not.
 

Descent

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I wasn't pissed. I use caps for emphasis.
 

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You're missing something. Neon Genesis Evangelion DVD box set. A nerd collection isn't complete without that.

And hentai. Can't forget the hentai.
 

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Takkun said:
You're missing something. Neon Genesis Evangelion DVD box set. A nerd collection isn't complete without that.

And hentai. Can't forget the hentai.
What the fuck is that Neon Genesis stuff?!

Oh yeah, Hentai hasn't given me wood in months. My mind got bored of it.
 

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What the fuck is that Neon Genesis stuff?!

Oh yeah, Hentai hasn't given me wood in months. My mind got bored of it.
Giant robot anime. People are obsessed with it. I don't get the attraction.

I have no response.
 
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Wow, I understood half that o.o. Hope that doesnt turn me into a nerd. :thumbsdn:

Too bad Dreamcast is out of business. Due to some downloading games offline. Oh well. They sucked ass anyways. :thumbsup:

Keep going with your wishlist.. Oh, BTW, just walk around your TV set, It seems to be huge enough.

-With wishfull thinking. o0oo00ooliii :bowjapan:
 

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What if I just want a mini fridge, but have #1, 2 & 13....
Would I be a fucking lonely nerd, that is hungry?
 

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What was so special about his mushroom research?
 
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