EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
I wake up this morning, and feel the need for some cereal. Fine and dandy, I get my bowl, spoon, cereal, and milk out. I pour the cereal, pour the milk, and go to put the milk away so it doesn't get warm. Only the fucking jug won't go back in the damn thing. It's like extra crap has teleported into the fridge and there is no longer any room to fit the milk. How this happened I don't know. It was only out for 45 seconds at the max. It took me like 3 minutes to heap a pile of crap tall enough that would allow the space for the damn milk. How odd. Because of this paranormal activity, I feel I may have to go find some garlic, a cross, and maybe one of those ectoplasm gun things from Ghostbusters.