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S.C.U.M. Presents: Admin for a day.

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gehtfuct

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If you could be an admin for a day, what would you do to better the site?
Try to think of something beyond the third grade playground BS.

Examples:

  • I'd put in a Porn and Popcorn forum for the eighteen and over.
    (and it might shut gehtfuct up)
  • I'd make gehtfuct pay for the bandwidth he wastes.
  • I'd like to have pretty rainbows on the home page.
  • I'd make Jason and BRiT clean the toilets for a change.
  • I'd replace the "cages" in the Cock Farm with "play pens".

Don't bother with the "I'd ban Xxxx", as that would show a lack of imagination, and that type of reply is tired. You should also keep in mind that the admins may check in on the thread, so you may want to think about your replies before you post them.....and as always; Jesus is watching you. :D

This thread is for entertainment purposes only.
 

Boycott

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I'd set a password on the main site so that when you tried to go to wtf.com it would prompt you... That way, the only people on the site would be uberleet haxors.

Oh... And I'd ban gehtfuct.
 

Jung

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I'm_Darth_Vader said:
Well said...:thumbsup:
Wouldn't that mean you couldn't post here? Why the thumbs up?



I would probably do some code modifications and add some features. Maybe not though... I am lazy. That's what I would want to do though.
 

void

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i agree with ZC, bu don't also.. i have met just as many 18 year old assholes as 12 year old assholes.. plus here, if someone says they're 18 then they are 18 as far as we know.
i would implement a simple IQ/attitude test, similar to what many employers now use.. to join you answer 20 questions from a pool of 2000 or so, to prevent cheating.. the computer sorts the data and certain users are denied access, people who can't spell or think racism is perfectly acceptable for example.

this won't fly though, the assholes are probably tolerated as they provide a never ending supply of target practice for the mod's wrath.

otherwise the whole site is spiffy, needs a dusting (first dayers in the arcade) but generally spiffy throughout the reconstruction.
 

Jung

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I would make offensive "stupid newbie" avatars for all newbies, with the stipulation hat the forum doesn't let them change them until they're accrued enough good posts to play in the arcade.
 

void

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junglizm said:
I would make offensive "stupid newbie" avatars for all newbies, with the stipulation hat the forum doesn't let them change them until they're accrued enough good posts to play in the arcade.
good posts.. 100 good posts..

now there's a concept :thumbsup:
 

Jung

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DotCom said:
Make the whole site NSFW and remove the join age.
I would also ban you. Oh wait, I can already do that... :lol:
 

Icarus

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If I were admin for a day, I'd make Cuddles a supermod, and send her a nice e-mail asking her to come back. And see what happened.
 

gehtfuct

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junglizm said:
I would make offensive "stupid newbie" avatars for all newbies, with the stipulation hat the forum doesn't let them change them until they're accrued enough good posts to play in the arcade.
I think that's a great idea. Too bad they didn't give it much thought as it was mentioned last year.

If I were an admin for a day I'd have "The Fucktard list" in a permanent place for all to see the inductees.

....so they can laugh at them as they pass by.
 

dustinzgirl

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If I were admin for a day, I would make the boobie thread its own section, and make it 18+. Then charge people. :D
 
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Icarus said:
If I were admin for a day, I'd make Cuddles a supermod, and send her a nice e-mail asking her to come back. And see what happened.
Then I would have to become admin for a day and steal the site from her. :happysad:
 
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If I were Admin for a day, I'd demand to see everyone's tits or I permaban them permanently (irrevocable bannishment! BRiT and Jason can't bring you back! BRiT and Jason's Moms can't bring you back! Nobody can readmit you, so just comply and show me your tits).
 
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DG you don't post your boobies.:p i did, but i won't post them topless, that's just creul to everyone who has to see my saggy tits. :D
if i were admin for the day, i farm all mods and make them wash all the shitters then i'd make a seperate forum for a the newbies till they proved that they wouldn't be one post wonders :D wait, i've been trying to do that already and it keeps failing, why i ask WHY! :(
 
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Nymphchick said:
i won't post them topless, that's just creul to everyone who has to see my saggy tits. :D :
I thought you excelled at cruelty Nymphchick? Go on be cruel. Show us your bare titties. :)
 
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