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S.C.U.M. Presents An STD Laiden Poll

Who would be best?

  • Live dangerously and go with "Michelle"

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You see there's this chick we'll call "Michelle" that wants to fuck me. Now she is one hot chick but she has STDs! What a terrible fate! She has great long legs and looks like a model. Now there's this other chick we'll call "Lindsey" you see she is just as hot as "Michelle" and has no STDs I like both of them but "Michelle" once said at the office while I was drinking Kool-Aid "Let's go fuck." Now that's pretty awesome. "Michelle" and "Lindsey" both obviously like me a lot. However "Michelle" and I have more in common. "Michelle" Has Herepes (maybe) Crabs (She admitted to having them once when I was about to bang her so I backed off). "Lindsey" has none. What should I do bang both of em? Bang Michelle? Or bang Lindsey?
EDIT: I do not have STDs so that is why I am asking.
 

Noob

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Depends on if you already have the STDs. Go for both of them then.
 
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:mfinger: *Taylor, laughs at stupid ass STD having hot bitches!* :mfinger:

You should go for the girl, who has NO STDs. Then, grab any sharp object that's lying around, and put this other bitch out of her STD spreading, misery. Then, go back to your Kool-Aid. :thumbsup:

Are you seriously thinking about this? You might just fuck around, and catch something.
 

LiberatioN

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Temporary pleasure isn't worth a lifetime of STDs. Play it clean and wear protection. :thumbsup:
 

Fire_ze_Missles

Martha Fuckin' Stewart
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We cannot lose a scum-mer to the vile wrath known as woman.

Nor can we lose a scum-mer to STDs. Play it safe and bang the clean one. :thumbsup:
 

dustinzgirl

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Go for both of them. Mainly, because I dont care if you get an STD. thats your problem. Wrap it, at least.
 

Noob

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LiberatioN said:
Temporary pleasure isn't worth a lifetime of STDs. Play it clean and wear protection. :thumbsup:

 

FUCKORBEFUCKED

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Go for both, but remember to wrap it when you bang that dirt bitch. :thumbsup:
 

Captain 151

Seeped in a dry Merlot
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You don't want that slutty ho Michelle man. Go with the clean chick, and if the sex sucks, dump her ass and never tell Michelle about it. Then do Michelle. Cuz if she's got them herps, you know she's a village bicycle. And that she's good at the stump love. But remember, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
 

switch_scribe

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From your post, it seems that you work with both of these girls. In that case, don't fuck either of them. Office fucks ruin everything - 'cause if she goes all crazy on you - you still have to see her everyday.

If you don't work with the "clean" girl; hey, fuck her brains out. But wrap it up anyway. Just because she looks clean; doesn't mean she is.
 

bnccoder

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Whatever you do watch out for jolly ranchers.
 

swizeguy

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Taylor_Blade said:
:mfinger: *Taylor, laughs at stupid ass STD having hot bitches!* :mfinger:

You should go for the girl, who has NO STDs. Then, grab any sharp object that's lying around, and put this other bitch out of her STD spreading, misery. Then, go back to your Kool-Aid. :thumbsup:

Are you seriously thinking about this? You might just fuck around, and catch something.
yeah really you actually thinking about that? common dude seems obvious to me go for the clean girl!
 
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