You see there's this chick we'll call "Michelle" that wants to fuck me. Now she is one hot chick but she has STDs! What a terrible fate! She has great long legs and looks like a model. Now there's this other chick we'll call "Lindsey" you see she is just as hot as "Michelle" and has no STDs I like both of them but "Michelle" once said at the office while I was drinking Kool-Aid "Let's go fuck." Now that's pretty awesome. "Michelle" and "Lindsey" both obviously like me a lot. However "Michelle" and I have more in common. "Michelle" Has Herepes (maybe) Crabs (She admitted to having them once when I was about to bang her so I backed off). "Lindsey" has none. What should I do bang both of em? Bang Michelle? Or bang Lindsey?
EDIT: I do not have STDs so that is why I am asking.
EDIT: I do not have STDs so that is why I am asking.