The other day I was walking down a street when I saw a clown jump out of a tree. The damned clown was holding a machine gun. He yelled "Want a ballon?!" and fired at me. I had no choice but to use Skitchoo000poopoo as a human shield. Skitchooo000 was staring at the sky and muttering something about haveing a crush on Descent. I had no time to think of why he would say this and used him as a human shield. The clown realized who he was dealing with and ran towards me. I had no choice but to grab the pig that had replaced the sun on that fatefull day and throw it at the clown from hell. The pig quickly devoured the clown which with his last moments dropped his mask. I realized that The_Lamp_Incident was the clown. The pig then turned to me and said:
I said:
That was when the J for the Jeapordy! Signall went off. Trebeck snorted once and flew away on his magical carpet. I started to walk again when a 12 foot tall bunnie jumped in my way.
Said the giant bunnie. I immeaditly knew who it was. It was Cuddles.
I told the demon.
I knew what I had to do. I pulled out my S.C.U.M. badge and held it out for I hoped it would protect me. Sadly it did not phase the beast. It only angered her. I knew that a 12 foot tall anoexic princess bunnie was trouble. I decided to run at the beast. I shoved the badge at the scorpion woman. And yelled. The beast was stunned. I noticed Junglizm driving around in his Cadillac (that had spinners) and called for him. For I knew that only Jung the e-thug could put this beast down. Jung heard me and drove over to us. Cuddles winced at the sight of Jung for Jung vanquished her before. Jung yelled that she should
I ran for cover. I saw Jung do battle with the beast and was in awe. Jung had recently popped a cap in BRiT so he stole his Admin Staff of Magic. I saw Jung brandish his weapon and closed my eyes for this would be Cuddles' last stand. As I heard Cuddles scream her last screams I grimaced for the shrieks that was spewed from her mouth was bone-chilling. When I heard Jung drive away I looked up and saw that Cuddles was no more. I walked by the skortched earth were Cuddles once stood and laughed.
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