S.C.U.M. Presents : Brain and Nymph, Getting Sexual.

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Havok

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Ok you two freaks. I know you wanna talk weird kinky dirty shit to each other about how Brainwash likes to bite the lips of Nymph's kitty, while she scratches the tip of your little wang with her fingernails, so just have at it.


Nasty bastards.
 

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brainwashmonkey said:
I didn't say I would start anything... you tard. :thumbsdn: :rolleyes:


Fucker.


Ok, well, I might have proof.



[02:01] <Nymphchic> lets go flame eachother
[02:01] <brainwash> well,
[02:01] <Jingles> nymph likes it, i'll open the thread and kick it off, and you can amuse us with your sexual flames.
[02:01] <Jingles> lol
[02:01] <Nymphchic> see whos better
[02:01] <brainwash> I win
[02:01] <Nymphchic> lol
[02:01] <Nymphchic> whatever
[02:01] <Nymphchic> and ya thats a flame
[02:02] * Nymphchic sticks tongue out
[02:02] * brainwash bites Nymphchic's tongue, and agreees to the sexual flaming idea.
[02:02] <Nymphchic> lol
[02:02] * lcarus sighs
[02:02] <lcarus> There are young ears.
[02:02] * Nymphchic bites monkey bums dick
[02:02] * brainwash feels for poor "monkey bum"


Freak.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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I wouldn't say that....

and besides she's a whore.

She's been passing out blow jobs in the Tavern all night.
 

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brainwashmonkey said:
I wouldn't say that....

and besides she's a whore.

She's been passing out blow jobs in the Tavern all night.


No shit?

I thought i saw some short little midget girl wearing a bikini over there.

How much is she charging?
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Charging? You must be confused. She's handing out beer and offering a free peter puffing if we let her "post" in the Tavern.
 

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brainwashmonkey said:
Charging? You must be confused. She's handing out beer and offering a free peter puffing if we let her "post" in the Tavern.



Oh even better. I'm not sure if I want those mouth herpes to spread to my dick though. It's not a risk I'm worth taking.

I'll take the free beer though.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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I dunno if it's herpes. It looks as if her mouth is constantly moving... I think it may have a life all it's own. All of the crabs have been eaten by the Lobsters.
 

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brainwashmonkey said:
I dunno if it's herpes. It looks as if her mouth is constantly moving... I think it may have a life all it's own. All of the crabs have been eaten by the Lobsters.


Shit, there are crabs left. The big ones at least.

I just had a beer with one. He's a good guy once he sobers up. A little overweight though.
 

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The funny thing is, you boys only WISH she would let you have a gander at her goodies. Sad, isnt it, that you are far to incompetent for even a girl who calls herself nymphchick, which is why you will exist alone and having only your hands and the internet for sexual enjoyment.


:p
 

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dustinzgirl said:
The funny thing is, you boys only WISH she would let you have a gander at her goodies. Sad, isnt it, that you are far to incompetent for even a girl who calls herself nymphchick, which is why you will exist alone and having only your hands and the internet for sexual enjoyment.


:p

God if only my hands were all I ever needed so I wouldn't have to hook up with most of the "hellspawn" that the women out there are. Not all are bad, no one get seriously offended by it, but shit, anyone of them that has crossed my path = hellspawn.


Little girls are the devil!
 

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brainwashmonkey said:
I wouldn't say that....

and besides she's a whore.

She's been passing out blow jobs in the Tavern all night.

Can i have one? :D
 
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