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S.C.U.M. presents Chat Whore

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BrIONwoshMunky

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Garnet originally called me a manwhore to which I replied, at least you pay well, and I think she thought I was serious... Yeah right! :D

<Brainwash> and... I'm being ignored...
<Brainwash> ehh...
<Brainwash> go figure.
* Brainwash shrugs, and slaps Garnets ass
<Brainwash> go get me a soda
<garnetxer> oooooo
<Brainwash> ?
<Brainwash> I don't see a soda.
<garnetxer> no fucking way
<Brainwash> What? you already gave me one?
<garnetxer> no I didn't
<Brainwash> ?
<Brainwash> Why?
<garnetxer> I didn't pay for that
<Brainwash> pay for what?
<Brainwash> they are in the fridge.
<Brainwash> I paid for it.
<garnetxer> fine but what do I get it
<Brainwash> what do you want...
<Brainwash> you can have one too.
* garnetxer get's BW a soda
* garnetxer gets herself a soda
<Brainwash> good.
* Brainwash sits in his easy chair and falls asleep.
<garnetxer> wake up Bitch
<garnetxer> !!!
<Brainwash> huh?
<Brainwash> wah?
<Brainwash> What are your hands doing down there!
<Brainwash> OH!
* Brainwash falls asleep again.
<garnetxer> I wanted more than this
<garnetxer> FUCKER WAKE UP!!!!!!
<Brainwash> wha?
<Brainwash> who?
* Brainwash brandishes a gun, and flails it about wildly.
<garnetxer> give me more
<Brainwash> you drank the last on already?
<Brainwash> one*
<Brainwash> fine... go get yourself another.
<garnetxer> not that
* Brainwash takes his pistol and pistol whips Garnet until she's unconsience
* Brainwash then ties her to a bed.
* Brainwash then throws water on her... or is that K.Y.?
<garnetxer> Does that mean I can't talk
<Brainwash> nah... you can scream.
<Brainwash> but it won't do any good.
<garnetxer> AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
<Brainwash> see
<Brainwash> no one cares about poor little ole you.
* Brainwash then sits in his easy chair and goes to sleep.
* garnetxer has left #wtf.com

:eek: I found it rather funny.
 
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damn these logs :D i didn't read it due to the shear size(haven't said that in a while lol) but i thot it was about me :rolleyes: well glad to see it wasen't. :cool: just for fair warning to all tonight, who may read this. i am drinking, think its the only time i come in here any more, so if i venture into chat, tell me to go to bed ;)
 
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